Sunflower Seeds Jokes
4 sunflower seeds jokes and hilarious sunflower seeds puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sunflower seeds that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Sunflower Seeds Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good sunflower seeds joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Why do Pokemons like to eat sunflower seeds?
Because they like to pick and chew
Why don't sunflower seeds get laid?
Because they're in shells
We crush olives for olive oil, we crush walnuts for walnut oil and we crush sunflower seeds for sunflower oil
So how do we make baby oil?
The Daughters Names
One day, a little girl ran up to her Father.
"Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!! Why did you call me Rose?"
The father smiled and picked her up on his knee.
"You see, when you were born, and we brought you home, the first thing that touched your head was a rose petal. So we decided to call you rose." The little girl smiled sweetly and giggled.
"That's sweet daddy! Thank you!" She rushes off as her sister runs up to her Father.
"Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!! Why did you call me Sunflower?"
The father smiled and picked her up on his knee.
"You see, when you were born, and we brought you home, the first thing that touched your head was a sunflower seed. So we decided to call you Sunflower." The little girl smiled sweetly and giggled.
"That's sweet daddy!! Thank you!" As the little girl toddled off, her sister ran up.
"gyshYgsgdhhfocksnIAJDKF!!" The dad looked at her and said:
"Shut up, Cinder Block, and go back to your room!!"
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