The Best 8 Sunflower Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sunflower jokes. There are some sunflower flower jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sunflower maize puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sunflower Jokes and Puns

Why don't sunflower seeds get laid?

Because they're in shells

Why did the rose stop dating the sunflower?

She only saw him as a frond.

Why do Pokemons like to eat sunflower seeds?

Because they like to pick and chew

Sunflower joke, Why do Pokemons like to eat sunflower seeds?

Why am I so hot right now?

Because there's a sunflower near me

What flower loves to be in the sun?


How to creep out a mortician

How to creep out a mortician.

1. Go in to pre-plan your funeral.

2. Tell him, "I want my remains scattered over the sunflower fields of Fayetteville."

3. He says, "We can do that. The cost for cremation is..."

4. Say, "Cremation? Who said anything about cremation?"

5. Mortician creep-out ensues.

Why were PT Barnum's sunflowers perfectly verticle?

He always was the straightest growman.

Sunflower joke, Why were PT Barnum's sunflowers perfectly verticle?

We crush olives for olive oil, we crush walnuts for walnut oil and we crush sunflower seeds for sunflower oil

So how do we make baby oil?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sunflower rose jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sunflower seed piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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