Sunflower Jokes
7 sunflower jokes and hilarious sunflower puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sunflower that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good sunflower joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
How do sunflowers celebrate the summer solstice? They turn up the "sun"tastic vibes!
Why do Pokemons like to eat sunflower seeds?
Because they like to pick and chew
Why don't sunflower seeds get laid?
Because they're in shells
Why did the rose stop dating the sunflower?
She only saw him as a frond.
How to creep out a mortician
How to creep out a mortician.
1. Go in to pre-plan your f**....
2. Tell him, "I want my remains scattered over the sunflower fields of Fayetteville."
3. He says, "We can do that. The cost for cremation is..."
4. Say, "Cremation? Who said anything about cremation?"
5. Mortician creep-out ensues.
What flower loves to be in the sun?
Sunflower.
Why am I so hot right now?
Because there's a sunflower near me
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