Sundown Jokes
5 sundown jokes and hilarious sundown puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sundown that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Silly & Ridiculous Sundown Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What is a good sundown joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A Texan and a New Yorker are sitting in a bar.
The Texan, feeling boastful, says, "Back home in Texas, I can get in my truck at sunup and drive a straight shot until sundown without reaching the edge of my property."
The New Yorker nods sympathetically and replies, "Yeah. I had a car like that once."
Villian: I'm going to bury superman this evening, bwahahahha!
Henchman: yeah, lol, heard this one before.
Villian: No really! At sundown, I'm going to lure him into this mausoleum and lock the door, it's his weakness!
Henchman: What are you talking about, that'll never work!
Villian: Of course it will, it's his crypt tonight.
2 Texans are bragging about how big their ranches are
The first guy says "Well I'll put it to you this way, I can get in my truck before sunrise, drive all day long, and by sundown I still haven't hit the other side of my spread."
The other fella looks down, spits, and says "Yeah, I used to have a truck like that"
A Texan is bragging to a New Yorker about how big Texas is ...
He says, "I can start driving at sunrise, and by sundown I'd still be in Texas." New Yorker says, "I had a car like that once."
What did Momma Cow say to her calf after sundown?
It's *pasture* bedtime!
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