The Best 12 Sundial Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Sundial jokes. There are some sundial dial jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sundial pendulum puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Sundial Jokes and Puns
The inventor of autocorrect died today
His funfair will be hello on sundial
The inventor of predictive text has died.
His funfair will be hello on Sundial.
Did you hear that the guy who invented predictive text has died.
His funfair is next sundial.
Did you hear the guy who invented predictive text has died?
His funfair will be held on a sundial.
Funfair*
Funfair*
For ducks sake...
A Jamaican guy asks another Jamaican guy...
"Hey mon, do you know what the thing that casts the shadow in a sundial is called?"
The other guy thinks for a moment and then responds: "Gnomon".
I forgot to shave my sundial yesterday...
..hence the five o'clock shadow
Daylight Savings Time Gave Me a Back Injury
I need to buy a smaller sundial.
Queen Elizabeth and Sir David Attenborough...
Queen Elizabeth and Sir David Attenborough are walking through the gardens at Buckingham Palace, when they come across a sundial in the shade of a tree.
The Queen: Maybe we could move it...
Attenborough: Depends whether you want to know the time or not.
The Queen: Best leave it be then, as a joke. The best jokes are timeless, after all.
"What time is it?" - "Time for you to get
An erection to use as a sundial."
Did you hear about the guy who stole a sundial?
They say he's doing hard time.
Police in my town have arrested a sundial stone mason.
I imagine he'll do hard time.
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I decided to trim my pubes in the ever popular landing strip style.
I look like a sundial at noon when I lay down now.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sundial dali jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
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