The Best 23 Sundays Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sundays jokes. There are some sundays fondlers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sundays thursday puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sundays Jokes and Puns

If you skip church on Sundays..

You're pulling a Christian Bale.

I just discovered I can't get sick on Saturdays or Sundays

Turns out I have a weekend immune system.

Sundays are always a little sad,

but the day before is a sadder day.

Sundays joke, Sundays are always a little sad,

I bought an official Craig David fridge recently, and it's useless!

It only chills on Sundays!

Why doesn't the postal worker's wife have sex with him on his day off?

Because mail men don't come on Sundays.


The Washington Redskins' stadium being sponsored by FedEx makes a lot of sense.

Neither delivers on Sundays.

Why do Tennesseans always wear orange?

On Saturdays they watch the Vols. On Sundays they hunt. The rest of the week they are picking up trash by the side of the road.

Sundays joke, Why do Tennesseans always wear orange?

Some Sundays can be sad but the day before is always a sadder day.

Saturday!

What do you call a barber that refuses to close on Sundays?

A Hair-etic.

Roses are red, nuts are brown

Skirts go up, pants go down.

Body to body, skin to skin.

When it's stiff, just stick it in.

It goes in dry and comes out wet and the longer it's in, the stronger it gets.

It comes out dripping and It starts to sag.

Nothing to enjoy more on Sundays than a Lipton tea bag :-)

After hearing about the boycott, I've decided to give up eating Chick-Fil-A

...but only on Sundays.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Postal Service have in common?

Both, don't deliver on Sundays.

Why do the Amazons like Sundays?

Because there's no mail. (Male)

I think we should swap the weekend days

Cause Sundays are definitely sadder days.

After hearing how they treat gay people, Ive decided to boycott Chick-fil-a

On Sundays at least

Why is chick fil-a closed on sundays?

They need time to choke their chickens

Sundays joke, Why is chick fil-a closed on sundays?

How did the sailor stranded on an island with a calendar survive a year?

Eating the dates and Sundays.

Watching this election has been like watching my fantasy football team on sundays...

Always projected number 1 in points
( owning bell, brown, rodgers) , and always losing games

What are the hottest days of summer?

Sun-days


What are the hottest days at the equator?

Fridays and Sundays.

Prostitutes are like Sundays.

They have got no class and usually adults are found sleeping over them.

Saturdays are for the boys

But for priests, Sundays are for the little boys.

What do you call a restaurant that opens at lunchtime on Sundays after worship service?

Separation of Church & Steak

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sundays sunday jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sundays sunday school piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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