The Best 26 Sundays Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Sundays jokes. There are some sundays fondlers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sundays sunday school teacher puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Sundays Jokes and Puns
Sundays are sad
But the day before is a sadder day
After church on Sundays, the priest always sees parishioners in private. This Sunday, Mary came to him in tears.
What happened? asked the priest?
Oh father, last evening my husband died.
That's terrible! Did your husband have any last wishes?
Yes he did.
What did he say?
I beg of you, Mary. Put down the gun!
If you skip church on Sundays..
You're pulling a Christian Bale.
I just discovered I can't get sick on Saturdays or Sundays
Turns out I have a weekend immune system.
Sundays are always a little sad,
but the day before is a sadder day.
I bought an official Craig David fridge recently, and it's useless!
It only chills on Sundays!
Why doesn't the postal worker's wife have sex with him on his day off?
Because mail men don't come on Sundays.
The Washington Redskins' stadium being sponsored by FedEx makes a lot of sense.
Neither delivers on Sundays.
Why are Saturdays and Sundays the strongest days?
Because all others are weak days.
Why do Tennesseans always wear orange?
On Saturdays they watch the Vols. On Sundays they hunt. The rest of the week they are picking up trash by the side of the road.
After hearing about the boycott, I've decided to give up eating Chick-Fil-A
...but only on Sundays.
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Some Sundays can be sad but the day before is always a sadder day.
Saturday!
What do you call a barber that refuses to close on Sundays?
A Hair-etic.
Roses are red, nuts are brown
Skirts go up, pants go down.
Body to body, skin to skin.
When it's stiff, just stick it in.
It goes in dry and comes out wet and the longer it's in, the stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping and It starts to sag.
Nothing to enjoy more on Sundays than a Lipton tea bag :-)
What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Postal Service have in common?
Both, don't deliver on Sundays.
After hearing how they treat gay people, Ive decided to boycott Chick-fil-a
On Sundays at least
Why do the Amazons like Sundays?
Because there's no mail. (Male)
I think we should swap the weekend days
Cause Sundays are definitely sadder days.
Why is chick fil-a closed on sundays?
They need time to choke their chickens
How did the sailor stranded on an island with a calendar survive a year?
Eating the dates and Sundays.
Watching this election has been like watching my fantasy football team on sundays...
Always projected number 1 in points
( owning bell, brown, rodgers) , and always losing games
What are the hottest days of summer?
Sun-days
What are the hottest days at the equator?
Fridays and Sundays.
Prostitutes are like Sundays.
They have got no class and usually adults are found sleeping over them.
Saturdays are for the boys
But for priests, Sundays are for the little boys.
What do you call a restaurant that opens at lunchtime on Sundays after worship service?
Separation of Church & Steak
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