Sundays Jokes
36 sundays jokes and hilarious sundays puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sundays that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sundays Short Jokes
Short sundays jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sundays humour may include short sunday school teacher jokes also.
- Monday - Greg, Tuesday - Ian, Wednesday - Greg, Thursday - Ian, Friday - Greg, Saturday - Ian, Sunday - Greg The Gregorian calendar
- Attention America! We Brits have your president! If you do not send us £50M by Sunday morning.... We'll return him back to you.
- Why do I always feel great on Saturday and Sunday, and sick on all the other days? Maybe I just have a weekend immune system.
- If Valentine's Day is for couples, what day is for single men? Palm Sunday.
First time posting, please be gentle. - At church, last sunday …, the preacher said "Jesus died for your sins". At that point, a man got up, furious and shouted "Seriously, man? I was reading that book!"
- Valentine's day Mothers have mothers day, father's have father's day, couples have valentine's day and I have palm sunday
- I exercise religiously I go to the gym for an hour on Sunday morning and then don't think about it again for the rest of the week.
- On Sunday November 6th, USA will move an hour back ... ... and on Tuesday November 8th, we move back half a century.
- Clever Husband. Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: It's for you and your parents. - Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week days.
My daughter just told me this joke and I'm busting with pride.
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Sundays One Liners
Which sundays one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sundays? I can suggest the ones about easter sunday and sunday school.
- Denial, anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance Saturday, Sunday
- Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
- What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
- Did you know Saturday and Sunday are the strongest days? The rest are just weekdays...
- Sundays are sad But the day before is a sadder day
- Why are Saturday and Sunday strong? Because all the other days are week days.
- I've stopped having naps on a Sunday afternoon. Naps are for the weak. Not the weekend.
- If you skip church on Sundays.. You're pulling a Christian Bale.
- My body only fights off illness on Saturday and Sunday I have a weekend immune system
- Why do televangelists go to church every Sunday? To pray on the week.
- What do you call Batman who misses church on Sunday? Christian Bale
- What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday, because Mon-Fri are weak days
- What is a vampire's least favorite day? Sunday.
- Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sadder day.
- What are the strongest days? Saturday and Sunday; the rest are weekdays.
Hilarious Sundays Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about sundays you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean noon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sundays pranks.
After church on Sundays, the priest always sees parishioners in private. This Sunday, Mary came to him in tears.
What happened? asked the priest?
Oh father, last evening my husband died.
That's terrible! Did your husband have any last wishes?
Yes he did.
What did he say?
I beg of you, Mary. Put down the gun!
Just found an envelope containing several severed fingers in my mailbox
It was weird because we don't usually get mail on Sundays
I just discovered I can't get sick on Saturdays or Sundays
Turns out I have a weekend immune system.
I bought an official Craig David fridge recently, and it's useless!
It only chills on Sundays!
Why doesn't the postal worker's wife have s**... with him on his day off?
Because mail men don't come on Sundays.
The Washington r**...' stadium being sponsored by FedEx makes a lot of sense.
Neither delivers on Sundays.
Why are Saturdays and Sundays the strongest days?
Because all others are weak days.
After hearing about the boycott, I've decided to give up eating Chick-Fil-A
...but only on Sundays.
Why do Tennesseans always wear orange?
On Saturdays they watch the Vols. On Sundays they hunt. The rest of the week they are picking up trash by the side of the road.
Some Sundays can be sad but the day before is always a sadder day.
Saturday!
What do you call a barber that refuses to close on Sundays?
A Hair-etic.
Roses are red, nuts are brown
Skirts go up, pants go down.
Body to body, skin to skin.
When it's stiff, just stick it in.
It goes in dry and comes out wet and the longer it's in, the stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping and It starts to sag.
Nothing to enjoy more on Sundays than a Lipton tea bag :-)
What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Postal Service have in common?
Both, don't deliver on Sundays.
After hearing how they treat gay people, Ive decided to boycott Chick-fil-a
On Sundays at least
Why do the Amazons like Sundays?
Because there's no mail. (Male)
I think we should swap the weekend days
Cause Sundays are definitely sadder days.
Why is chick fil-a closed on sundays?
They need time to choke their chickens
How did the sailor stranded on an island with a calendar survive a year?
Eating the dates and Sundays.
