Uproarious Sundae Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
Got the whole ice cream shop with this one:
While I was out with the family getting ice cream, the crowded shop had one of those awkward moments where everyone randomly goes quiet all at the same time - just as the confectioner handed me my ice cream.
I proceeded to ask Where does someone learn to make ice cream this good?
Confectioner - I'm not sure… the morning crew makes the batches
Did they learn at sundae school???
I could not have been prouder with the chorus of groans and chuckles that rang throughout the shop.
A lady walks into an ice cream shop.
"Can I get a chocolate scoop on a cone?" she asks.
"Sorry, ma'am, but we're out of chocolate ice cream," says the man behind the counter.
"Oh, well then can I get a chocolate sundae?" she asks.
"We're out of chocolate," he repeats.
"Well, how about a chocolate milkshake?"
The man is frustrated at this point and decides to teach her a lesson.
"Ma'am, do you see the 'van' in vanilla?"
"Yes," she says.
"Do you also see the 'straw' in strawberry?"
"I do."
"Ma'am, do you see the 'frick' in chocolate?"
"There's no 'frick' in chocolate..."
"THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!"
A old man walks into a McDonalds
He is bent over and shuffling slowly. He approaches the counter with great difficulty and orders an ice cream sundae.
The cashier asks "Crushed nuts?"
The old man replies, "No arthritis."
What is a slow moving ice cream truck called?
A sundae driver.
What's a football player's favorite ice cream?
Any given sundae
Where do you go to study the most difficult ice cream recipes?
Sundae school...
I'm an expert in ice cream...
I went to sundae school.
Where do you learn to make a banana split?
Sundae school.
A man hobbles into a McDonald's
A man hobbles into a McDonald's and walks up to the counter.
He proceeds to place his order of 1 hot fudge sundae.
The cashier asks him "Crushed nuts?".
"No." He says, "Hip replacement".
Where do you learn to make complicated ice-cream dishes?
Sundae school.
I started this class on the weekend that teaches you how to make ice cream...
Sundae School.
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I'm taking a class on how to make a banana split.
It's called sundae school.
A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it
While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."
What do you call a sundae that melts away and turns into garbage?
A Mon-dae
A elderly retiree wobbled gingerly into an ice cream shoppe and carefully,
slowly climbed up onto a counter stool.
He wheezed for a minute, then ordered a chocolate sundae.
Crushed nuts? asked the server.
No, he answered.
Bad knees.
What did Jesus eat for dessert after the Last Supper?
an Easter Sundae
Where did Jesus learn to make ice cream?
Sundae School
Where does a Christian ice cream go during Sunday?
To a sundae school.
To abandon an ice cream sundae in Death Valley is to
Desert your dessert in a desert.
What's the Ice Cream Man's favourite day of the week? ...
Sundae
Fattening Spoon
The most fattening thing that you can put in an ice cream sundae is the spoon.
Chick fil a keeps advertising this closed sundae
Sundaes are half off.
The rest of the week, you pay full price!
