The Best 14 Sundae Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sundae jokes. There are some sundae gelato jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sundae creme puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sundae Jokes and Puns

A lady walks into an ice cream shop.

"Can I get a chocolate scoop on a cone?" she asks.
"Sorry, ma'am, but we're out of chocolate ice cream," says the man behind the counter.
"Oh, well then can I get a chocolate sundae?" she asks.
"We're out of chocolate," he repeats.
"Well, how about a chocolate milkshake?"
The man is frustrated at this point and decides to teach her a lesson.
"Ma'am, do you see the 'van' in vanilla?"
"Yes," she says.
"Do you also see the 'straw' in strawberry?"
"I do."
"Ma'am, do you see the 'frick' in chocolate?"
"There's no 'frick' in chocolate..."

A old man walks into a McDonalds

He is bent over and shuffling slowly. He approaches the counter with great difficulty and orders an ice cream sundae.

The cashier asks "Crushed nuts?"

The old man replies, "No arthritis."

What is a slow moving ice cream truck called?

A sundae driver.

Sundae joke, What is a slow moving ice cream truck called?

A man hobbles into a McDonald's

A man hobbles into a McDonald's and walks up to the counter.

He proceeds to place his order of 1 hot fudge sundae.

The cashier asks him "Crushed nuts?".

"No." He says, "Hip replacement".

I started this class on the weekend that teaches you how to make ice cream...

Sundae School.

A elderly retiree wobbled gingerly into an ice cream shoppe and carefully,

slowly climbed up onto a counter stool.

He wheezed for a minute, then ordered a chocolate sundae.

Crushed nuts? asked the server.

No, he answered.

Bad knees.

What did Jesus eat for dessert after the Last Supper?

an Easter Sundae

Sundae joke, What did Jesus eat for dessert after the Last Supper?

Where did Jesus learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School

Where does a Christian ice cream go during Sunday?

To a sundae school.

To abandon an ice cream sundae in Death Valley is to

Desert your dessert in a desert.

What's the Ice Cream Man's favourite day of the week? ...


You can explore sundae scoop reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean sundae sorbet dad jokes. There are also sundae puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Fattening Spoon

The most fattening thing that you can put in an ice cream sundae is the spoon.

Chick fil a keeps advertising this closed sundae

Sundaes are half off.

The rest of the week, you pay full price!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sundae affogato jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sundae parlour piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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