Sunburn Jokes

Funniest Sunburn Short Jokes

Short sunburn jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sunburn humour may include short sun tan jokes also.

1. The letters in the English alphabet go to the beach (don't ask me why). Every letter gets sunburned except W, X, Y and Z. Why? They had UV protection in front.
2. Why did the Republican get a sunburn? Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.
3. I've been taking viagara for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it...... but it does keep the sheets off my legs at night.
4. I got really bad sunburn after falling asleep on my stomach at the beach... I wanted emergency medical attention but 911 never returned my call. I guess they put it on the back burner.
5. I told my roommate he should date girls that sunburn easily... He might find them more a peeling
6. I got a sunburn on the beach yesterday whilst reading about trigonometry. ...you should see my tan lines today
7. Aren't dad jokes great? I got a bad sunburn a week ago, and my skin is staring to peel of.I guess you could say that it's.....appealing
8. When I am over the age of 65... If I get a bad sunburn. Please don't call it a sunburn, call it Pre-bake for cremation .
9. I think I killed my best friend. He asked me what was the best thing for sunburn and I told him, "Sit in the sun for eight hours."
10. What day is it when you get a sunburned knee? A rainy day.

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Sunburn One Liners

Which sunburn one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sunburn? I can suggest the ones about sunscreen and side burns.

1. What do you call a sunburned librarian? Well red.
2. How can you identify a French Infantryman? Sunburned armpits.
3. How do you treat a sunburn in Hawaii? With Aloe-ha Vera!
4. What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn? Oinkment!
5. What happens when you get a sunburn at the beach? You become Bernie Sanders.
6. What do you call a Canadian with sunburn A Dual Citizen, Eh?
7. What do you call an Asian with a sunburn? Rice Krispy
8. What do you do when you're sunburned? Make like a banana and peel.
9. What do you call a Canadian with sunburn A tourist
10. In what country can you get a sunburn on your Patella? Tanza-knee-a
11. What did the chick say to the sunburned dude? I find you a-peeling
12. What do you call someone with a bad sunburn? Appealing.
13. I was just applying aloe to my sunburn when I thought.... Rub it in why don't ya
14. I was told I need to get out more after I got a sunburn... ...from looking at my phone.
15. Hey baby are you a sunburn? Cause I'd like to scream while you're on my body.

Cheeky Sunburn Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about sunburn you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean burnt out jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sunburn pranks.