The Best 23 Sunburn Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sunburn jokes. There are some sunburn burn jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sunburn tan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sunburn Jokes and Puns

I got really bad sunburn after falling asleep on my stomach at the beach...

I wanted emergency medical attention but 911 never returned my call. I guess they put it on the back burner.

Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

Aren't dad jokes great?

I got a bad sunburn a week ago, and my skin is staring to peel of.I guess you could say that it's.....appealing

Sunburn joke, Aren't dad jokes great?

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.


What do you call an Asian with a sunburn?

Rice Krispy

What did the sunburnt manatee say?

Man a tee shirt would be nice

Sunburn joke, What did the sunburnt manatee say?

When I am over the age of 65...

If I get a bad sunburn. Please don't call it a sunburn, call it Pre-bake for cremation .

I was playing outside all day with my daughter and when we got home, we noticed that I was completely sunburn!

She asked me, "Daddy, why didn't I get sunburn?"

I guffawed, "You can't, honey!"

She looked at me quizzically, "Really?"

I smiled, "You can only get daughterburn!"

How do you treat a sunburn in Hawaii?

With Aloe-ha Vera!

A man is sunbathing on a nude beach

To prevent a sunburn, he covers his most important organ with a hat.

A woman passes by and notices the hat.

She says, "Sir, a real gentleman always lifts his hat in front of a lady."

The man replies, "Ma'am if you were a real lady, the hat would've lifted itself."

You can explore sunburn cutoff reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean sunburn ointment dad jokes. There are also sunburn puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What do you call someone with a bad sunburn?

Appealing.

What do you call a Canadian with sunburn

A Dual Citizen, Eh?

A man decided to sunbathe on the beach.

He took all of his clothes off, except that he covered his private parts with a hat to prevent a sunburn. As he's sunbathing, a woman walks past him. She looks at the man and snidely remarks:

"A true gentleman would always tip his hat for a lady."

To which the man replies:

"Ma'am, if you were a true lady, it would tip itself."

I've been taking viagara for my sunburn.

It doesn't cure it...... but it does keep the sheets off my legs at night.

What do you call a Canadian with sunburn

A tourist

Sunburn joke, What do you call a Canadian with sunburn

What happens when you get a sunburn at the beach?

You become Bernie Sanders.

A watched pot never boils

but a redhead will sunburn regardless of witnesses

I got a sunburn on the beach yesterday whilst reading about trigonometry.

...you should see my tan lines today


In what country can you get a sunburn on your Patella?

Tanza-knee-a

What does a KKK member do when his kids get a sunburn?

He is auctioning them off.

I just created a web site for English girls who got a sunburn at the nude beach.

It's called Redtit.

I told my roommate he should date girls that sunburn easily...

He might find them more a peeling

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sunburn sun jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sunburn suntan piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes