The Best 15 Sunblock Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sunblock jokes. There are some sunblock sunburnt jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sunblock moisturizer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sunblock Jokes and Puns

Bad luck Steve Irwin.

Puts on sunblock.
Doesn't protect against harmful rays.

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

I heard they recalled Steve irwin's sunblock lotion.

It didn't protect against harmful rays.

Sunblock joke, I heard they recalled Steve irwin's sunblock lotion.

Scientists have found that sunblock is actually 50% effective as birth control

Because it only blocks the sons

TIL Steve Irwin was trying to market his own sunblock.

The FDA wouldn't approve it because it didn't protect you against all rays.

In what California city did the Flintstones' family pet forget to apply his sunblock?


Why are so many conservatives rednecks?

They refuse to apply sunblock liberally.

Sunblock joke, Why are so many conservatives rednecks?

So you have better sunblock than me...

Rub it in

How much sunblock did Steve Irwin use?

Not enough to stop the harmful rays.


AdBlock is sunblock for PC Gamers.

Steve Irwin had a brand of sunblock that had to be taken off the shelves..

Turns out it didn't protect against harmful rays.

You can explore sunblock sun reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean sunblock speedo dad jokes. There are also sunblock puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

I was applying sunblock this morning

And it was so white and thick it reminded me of your mother

Lew Schneider on Sunblock

We use a really strong sunblock when we go to the beach with the kids. It's SPF 80: You squeeze the tube, and a sweater comes out.

What is sunblock called in Ireland?

A pub

Steve Irwin should have wore sunblock...

... to prevent against harmful rays.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sunblock tube jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sunblock spf piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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