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Sunblock Jokes

10 sunblock jokes and hilarious sunblock puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sunblock that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Quirky and Hilarious Sunblock Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What is a good sunblock joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Bad luck Steve Irwin.

Puts on sunblock.
Doesn't protect against harmful rays.

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

Scientists have found that sunblock is actually 50% effective as birth control

Because it only blocks the sons

In what California city did the Flintstones' family pet forget to apply his sunblock?

Sunburnadino

How much sunblock did Steve Irwin use?

Not enough to stop the harmful rays.

Sunblock.

AdBlock is sunblock for PC Gamers.

Steve Irwin had a brand of sunblock that had to be taken off the shelves..

Turns out it didn't protect against harmful rays.

I was applying sunblock this morning

And it was so white and thick it reminded me of your mother

Lew Schneider on Sunblock

We use a really strong sunblock when we go to the beach with the kids. It's SPF 80: You squeeze the tube, and a sweater comes out.

A brunette, a redhead, and a Blonde get ran off the road...

Out on the middle of nowhere. The car takes a few tumbles, but they all come away ok. They all start gathering supplies they could find from the wreck.The brunette finds some water bottles, "We won't get dehydrated!". The redhead finds sunblock, "And we won't get sunburnt!". The blonde picks up the car door that fell off during the wreck and starts dragging it along when her 2 friends ask what she's doing. "If it gets too hot, we can roll down the window!".

Sunblock joke, A brunette, a redhead, and a Blonde get ran off the road...

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Sunblock joke, A brunette, a redhead, and a Blonde get ran off the road...

Sunblock joke, A brunette, a redhead, and a Blonde get ran off the road...