Sunbathing Jokes
37 sunbathing jokes and hilarious sunbathing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sunbathing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover our collection of hilarious sunbathing jokes to brighten up your day in the sun. From pictures of sunbathing in a metropolis, to sunscreen fails and puns, let these jokes put a smile on your face.
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Funniest Sunbathing Short Jokes
Short sunbathing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sunbathing humour may include short tanning jokes also.
- Did you know the Bible forbids sunbathing in Greece? That means it is a sin to go to Cos and get a tan.
- My wife and I were riding our bikes near the beach and I caught her checking out some ladies sunbathing. I guess she's a bi-cyclist.
- Yo mamma is so fat When she's sunbathing Green Peace comes and try to push her back into the ocean
- Two paedophiles are sunbathing on a beach... One says to the other, "Hey you, get out of my sun!"
- If you read while sunbathing might get.. Well red.
I belive the door out was over here. - Chuck Norris once went sun-bathing... ...but unfortunately there were no towels available on the sun.
- I think this guy at the beach has gone mad while sunbathing, he won't stop talking about trigonometry! He's a tan gent on a tangent tangent.
- My wife hates it when our next door neighbor sunbathes t**... in her yard. Personally I'm on the fence.
- My wife is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes n**... in her backyard. Personally I'm on the fence.
- My wife is upset our young next door neighbor sunbathes t**.... Personally, I am on the fence.
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Sunbathing One Liners
Which sunbathing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sunbathing? I can suggest the ones about sun tan and sunscreen.
- Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
- I was going to talk about men sunbathing... ...But I don't want to go off on a tangent.
- I always enjoy a book while sunbathing... As a result, I'm well-red.
- What do you call someone sunbathing in France? A french fry.
- What do apes call sunbathing? Orangutanning.
- What do you call jello that sunbathes a lot? Tangelo!
(I'm so sorry.) - Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
- Your mom... is so fat that when she sunbaths Greenpeace throws her back into the ocean
- What did one sunbathing pig say to another? I'm bacon.
- Why did the sunbather commit a sin? Sin is the cos of tan
- My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing n**.... I, personally, am on the fence.
Witty Sunbathing Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about sunbathing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean taking bath jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sunbathing pranks.
A man is sunbathing on a n**... beach
To prevent a sunburn, he covers his most important o**... with a hat.
A woman passes by and notices the hat.
She says, "Sir, a real gentleman always lifts his hat in front of a lady."
The man replies, "Ma'am if you were a real lady, the hat would've lifted itself."
n**... sunbathing....
A man was sunbathing n**... at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates. A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly, it would lift itself."
A man decided to sunbathe on the beach.
He took all of his clothes off, except that he covered his private parts with a hat to prevent a sunburn. As he's sunbathing, a woman walks past him. She looks at the man and snidely remarks:
"A true gentleman would always tip his hat for a lady."
To which the man replies:
"Ma'am, if you were a true lady, it would tip itself."
What will the neighbors think?
With summer getting sunnier a woman asks her husband:
"What do you think: should I go sunbathing in the n**... in the backyard?"
The husband just shrugs and says:"Do as you like."
The woman replies: "What do you think the neighbors will say if they see me sunbathing like that?"
The husband replies:"They'll probably think I married you for the money."
Jimmy and Joey (never seen this here so sorry if repost)
One day Jimmy and Joey were walking through their neighborhood looking for something to do.
Jimmy then shouted, " JOEY LOOK A n**... LADY"
Joey looked and sure enough there was a woman sunbathing by her pool n**....
Joey then screamed very loudly and ran away in a panic.
Jimmy was very puzzled at why Joey ran, so he chased down Joey to see what happened.
He catches Joey and asks him, "Why are you running away? We finally got to see a n**... lady."
Joey responded, "My mamma always told me that if I ever saw a person n**... I would turn to stone, and back there I felt something get hard.
My next door neighbour really gets upset at his wife whenever she's sunbathing n**....
Personally, I am on the fence.
My neighbour was sunbathing n**... in her garden and as I was w**... while watching her from the window I caught my wife staring at me in the doorway...
Do you think she might be a pervert?
A widow sees a man sunbathing at the poolside of her country club
She approaches him: "Excuse me. I don't think I've seen you here before. Are you new?"
"As a matter of fact, I am." he says. "I was in prison for 30 years."
"For what?" she asks
"I murdered my wife." he responds.
"Oh!" She exclaims. "So you're single!"
A man goes to a doctor after being hit by a car...
Dr. : How did it happen?
Man: I was sunbathing when a female driver ran over me.
Dr. : I would say it's your fault. It's common sense not to sunbathe in the lawn when you know there are female drivers on the road.
Man: But doctor I was sunbathing on the roof!
An old man is at a n**... beach
He is sunbathing n**.... For civilty he kept a hat over his g**.... Later a woman was walking up to the man and with a smile,said "if you were a gentleman you would take off the hat." The old man replies. "If you weren't so ugly. It would lift its self.
Your mama joke!
She sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.
The person sitting on the barstool next to her, is her.
She was sunbathing on the beach one day, and the "save the whales" people kept trying to push her back into the water.
She accidentally cut herself, and gravy came out.
