Sunbathes Jokes
5 sunbathes jokes and hilarious sunbathes puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sunbathes that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hilarious Fun Sunbathes Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
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My wife hates it when our next door neighbor sunbathes t**... in her yard.
Personally I'm on the fence.
My wife is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes n**... in her backyard.
Personally I'm on the fence.
A man is sunbathing on a n**... beach
To prevent a sunburn, he covers his most important o**... with a hat.
A woman passes by and notices the hat.
She says, "Sir, a real gentleman always lifts his hat in front of a lady."
The man replies, "Ma'am if you were a real lady, the hat would've lifted itself."
n**... sunbathing....
A man was sunbathing n**... at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates. A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly, it would lift itself."
A man decided to sunbathe on the beach.
He took all of his clothes off, except that he covered his private parts with a hat to prevent a sunburn. As he's sunbathing, a woman walks past him. She looks at the man and snidely remarks:
"A true gentleman would always tip his hat for a lady."
To which the man replies:
"Ma'am, if you were a true lady, it would tip itself."
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