Sun Jokes
154 sun jokes and hilarious sun puns to laugh out loud. Read space jokes about sun that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Bring some fun to your day with these hilarious sun jokes! From zuma jokes to puns about sunlight and sunset, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face.
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Funniest Sun Short Jokes
Short sun jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sun humour may include short sunlight jokes also.
- I completed another lap around the Sun, but I only get half a minute to celebrate today. It's my thirty-second birthday.
- Chuck Norris looked directly at the sun today... And the sun got so scared it hid behind the moon.
- Really enjoying my new life aboard the giant space station designed to solve Earth's overpopulation problem . Just a bit weird how the sun gets slightly bigger in my cabin window every day.
- Dear God, If you want us to impeach Trump, just give us a sign. Like blot out the sun. Anytime in the next week.
Thanks,
America. - My parents always tell me that their world doesn't revolve around me I guess that means that I'm not actually their sun :(
- What does the sun and cleavage have in common? You can look at both for a second, but if want to stare you need to wear sunglasses.
- I was in a long staring contest with the sun. Everything is dark now, dare I say it, I must have won.
- The wisest men in the village could not figure out where the sun went at night. So they stayed up all night discussing it.
And then it dawned on them.
(I'll see myself out.) - I live in North Korea and I'm ready to tell the world what it's really like! [Edit]: The sun shines brightly on our smiles and future as our glorious leaders bring us joy with their mighty military.
- If Bruno mars married Venus Williams on Earth, do you think they'd have a Sun? Only if they planet.
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Sun One Liners
Which sun one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sun? I can suggest the ones about sunset and sunrise.
- Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is No sun
- I once stayed up all night trying figure out where the sun went Then it dawned on me
- What kind of eclipse is it when the sun moves in front of the moon? An Apocaclipse.
- The Sun doesn't need to go to college Because it already has 28 million degrees.
- I suddenly forgot where the sun went at night... ...then it dawned on me.
- Dad, do you know why it's so dark out? No sun.
- How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?
Planet - This morning I was wondering why the sun wasn't rising... And then it dawned on me
- If you leave a grape out in the sun, it'll shrivel and dry up... Just raisin awareness
- TIL You can watch the sun through a telescope without any filters. Only twice though...
- Bread is a lot like the sun.. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
- What type of flower grows in the surface of the sun? An Ultra-Violet
- Why do blondes prefer to buy cars with sun roof? Because there's more leg room.
- What do you get when the sun god says he's sorry? An Apollo-gy
- I achieved my New Year's revolution from last year. I made it all the way around the sun.
Sun And Earth Jokes
Here is a list of funny sun and earth jokes and even better sun and earth puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Earth is the third planet from the sun. By this logic, all countries are third world countries
- Know your eclipses. Earth between sun and moon: Lunar eclipse.
Moon between sun and Earth: Solar eclipse.
Sun between moon and Earth: Apoceclypse. - What did the sun say to the earth on the winter solstice? "Time for a little winter shadow play!"
- Earth is 3rd from the Sun That means all our problems are 3rd world problems
- All 8 planets are singing Happy Birthday to the Sun and it sounds terrible. Everyone turns to Earth and Earth says, "don't look at me, I'm not flat"
- How far is it from the Earth to the sun? 8 CVS receipts
- Who satisfies earth the most? Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.
- Eclipse is when earth is between sun and moon, what is it called when sun is between earth and moon ? Apocalypse
P.S . My 11 yr old nephew said this and I found it very funny - I bet the earth is an intelligent mother. After all, she has a bright sun.
- What did the Earth say to the sun? You're out of this world
Sun Tan Jokes
Here is a list of funny sun tan jokes and even better sun tan puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A friend went to the CVS in Baltimore after the looting to pick up some items, the only things left behind were sun tan lotion and father's day cards.
- First bad joke I took part in the sun tanning Olympics
But I only got bronze
give me downvotes - I took part in the sun-tanning Olympics. I got bronze.
- I got a real bad tan Sun of a beach
- What happened when Sin and Cos stayed out in the sun for too long? They both became tanned gents!
- I thought I'd study for my trig test best while out in the sun. But I'm still not feeling tan.
- What kind of sun tan lotion does Macklemore put on? ...SPF Thrifty.
- I'm looking forward to taking part in the sun tanning event in the PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games... I'm going for the Bronze...
- What did the sun burned ginger pick up at the zoo? A wranger tan.
- What's the slope of a sun bathing woman at the beach? The tan line
Sun Glasses Jokes
Here is a list of funny sun glasses jokes and even better sun glasses puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the difference between Australia and a glass of milk? Leave them both in the sun for a while and the milk will develop a culture.
- A guy meets an eye doctor ,,give me some glasses, doctor, I don't see great.''
,, Let's take a look outside... See the sun?''
,,Yes.''
,,Why would anyone want to see any further?'' - Why do some blind people wear glasses? So that if they look at the sun they won't go blind.
Sun Protection Jokes
Here is a list of funny sun protection jokes and even better sun protection puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- When the sun sets every evening, Superman moves all his Bitcoin investments into a regular mutual fund. He tries to protect himself from Crypto night.
- Did you know Steve Irwin may have survived if I had been wearing proper protection I thought most people know The best protection against harmful rays is sun block
- When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
- Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
- Why did the sun wear sunglasses? To protect himself from UV Rays
Sun Jokes: Beaming Rays of Humor, Straight from our Stellar Spotlight
What funny jokes about sun you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean solar jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sun pranks.
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I was so exhausted when I went to bed that I slept right through my son and his friends having a r**... w**... and heavy metal party in the yard all thru the night. As the sun came up, the party was still in full swing and my phone had blown up with messages complaining about the noise and the smell.
So I wake up in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream from the top of my lungs 'WHAT'S GOIN' ON?'
A mummy calls a restauraunt.
- Hello, I'd like to reserve a table for the pharaoh Sakhrakhotep I.
- Could you spell it out, please?
- Of course. Bird, two triangles, wavy line, the sun, bird again, jackal's head and a scarab.
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Why can you see the LGBT colours in the sky after it rains?
Because the sun just came out.
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From my dad: What do you get when a t**... blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a t**... brunette?
Your camera.
A man stumbles into his house early in the morning...
after a night of partying and heavy drinking, just as the sun is coming up. His wife is waiting for him at the kitchen table, glaring at him.
"Is there a reason you're coming home at 6 in the morning with alcohol on your breath, lipstick on your collar?" She shouts at him.
"Yes there is," he replies.
"I would like some breakfast"
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Vampires s**... your blood to get vitamin D, because they can not be out in the sun.
Have you ever thought about that?
No, because all you think about is yourself.
When the US went to the moon....
...they planted the American Flag. After all these years the radiation from the Sun will have bleached it completely white, so now if Aliens find it they are going to think the French were there first.
There's an old native American man that sits in a teepee along the road I take to work.
Every morning for a while now I stop in and ask him what the weather will be that day. Rain, snow, sun, clouds. He's always right.
Well yesterday I stopped in just like normal and asked what the weather was going to be like.
"Got no clue", he said.
I was shocked. "What's different about today that you don't know?"
He just shook his head sadly. "Radio broke."
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b**... are like the sun.
You can stare at em longer if you're wearing sunglasses.
Roll call on the first day of school in London, England....
Ahmed Al Sheriah ............................."Here."
Mustafa Al Sheriah ............................"Here."
Fatima El Bindihiri ............................."Here."
Ali Acmah Shabeeb ............................."Here."
Ali Sun Al En ..........................No answer.
Ali Sun Al En?
A little girl at the back stands up and yells .... "It's pronounced Alison Allen, for Christ's sake!"
A _solar_eclipse is when the moon is between the Earth and the Sun. A _lunar_ eclipse is when the earth is between the Moon and the Sun. What's it called when the sun is between the moon and the earth?
The apocalypse…
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Don't trust people who avoid the sun.
They're shady.
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The sun b**... out on a work day & everyone is amazed.
I do it and people say I've "got a problem."
If you shrunk the solar system down so that the sun was at the top of your head and the orbit of Pluto was at your feet,
Uranus would be right about where you'd expect it to be.
A man goes to his optometrist...
He complains, "Doc, I can't see things far away. What can you do to help?" The optometrist says "Follow me." and heads outside.
He points to the sun and asks the man, "Can you tell me what you see there?" The man replies, "That's the sun, of course!"
The optometrist then says, "How much further do you want to see?!"
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America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars...
America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars as the country watched with pride. Iran, wanting to gain a technological/global edge, decided to show up America by announcing a manned mission to the sun the very next day. The Americans, along with other western allies, decided to meet with the Iranian government to express their concern. In a conference room filled with diplomats and astrophysicists, the US delegation protested to the Iranians, Listen. Differences aside, we can't let you send people to the sun. It's s**.... They burn to death even at far distances! Please don't carry out this mission! The Iranians laughed wittily amongst themselves, jabbing each other with elbows and pointing at the westerners as one Iranian says, s**... Americans! They think we're going during the daytime!
I couldn't see the eclipse of the sun today! 😡
Friggin' moon was in the way! 😡
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Kim Jong Un proudly tells his advisors: North Korea will be the first country to send people to the sun!
His advisors break out in applause. Meanwhile Donald Trump is watching this live on TV. He calls Kim Jong Un and asks him:
How are you going to send people to the sun? It's too hot!
Kim Jong Un replies by saying to his advisors:
What an idiot! We can send them at night!
His advisors break out in applause. On hearing this Donald Trump says to his advisors:
What an idiot!…
There is no sun at night!
A cut above the rest
Once upon a time a powerful emperor of the rising sun advertised for a new chief samurai. Three men applied, A Japanese samurai, A Chinese swordsman And a Jewish samurai. The three met with the emperor to see who would get the job. "Japanese Samurai Show me your skill", the Japanese samurai stepped forward and released a fly from a box and the Japanese samurai cut the fly in two. "very impressive" said the emperor. "Chinese Swordsman Show me your stuff", the Chinese man stepped forth and released a fly from its box and with two swings of his swords cut the fly neatly into Quarters. "A marvelous feat" the Chinese swordsman was pleased. "How are you going to top that Jewish samurai?" The Jewish Samurai stepped forth and released his fly from a box, and with a mighty blow swepped his sword through the air and the fly continued to fly about. "what kind of skill is that? the fly isn't dead" the emperor laughed. "dead is easy" the Jewish samurai replied "Circumcision... now that takes skill".
Early Man used to wonder where the sun went at night.
Then it dawned on him.
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A young first officer asks his Captain
A young first officer asks his Captain,
"Sir, why does not my ability evolve. I don't seem to be getting better at flying?"
And the Captain patiently answers: "Son, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun, and their wings seem like flames?"
"Yes, my sir, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones but without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, sir, I have already witnessed it."
"Then the moon .. when it touches the calm water reflecting all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, sir, I have also observed this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all these s**... things instead of focusing on flying the aircraft."
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The Sun Mission
Kim Jong-un announced in a news conference that North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years!
A reporter said - "But the sun is very hot. How can your man land on the sun?"
There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew how to react. Then Kim Jong-un quietly answered "We will land at night". The entire audience broke out in thunderous applause !
Back in the White House, Donald Trump and his entourage were watching the news conference on TV. When Trump heard what Kim had said, he sneered - "What an idiot. There is no sun at night time !"
Now, his cabinet broke up in thunderous applause !!
DPRK sends astronaut to the sun
Kim Jong Un is sitting in his office. He proudly tells his advisors:
North Korea will be the first country to send people to the sun!
His advisors break out in applause. Meanwhile Donald Trump is watching this live on TV. He calls Kim Jong Un and asks him:
How are you going to send people to the sun? It's too hot!
Kim Jong Un replies by saying to his advisors:
What an idiot! We can send them at night!
His advisors break out in applause. On hearing this Donald Trump says to his advisors:
What an idiot!…
There is no sun at night!
Scottish man at the ranch
A scottish man is visiting a texas oilman. They spend hours touring the ranch; it's an enormous property. Eventually the oilman brags, "I can jump in my car and drive until sun down. I'd never hit the edge of my claim!". The scotsman replies, "Aye, I had a car like that once too".
The Drill Sergeant
A drill sergeant runs his platoon of recruits all over the camp in the hot sun with heavy packs on. As they stand there, exhausted, he puts his face right up to one recruit's face and says, "I'll bet you're wishing I would die so you could come and pee on my grave, aren't you?"
The recruit responds, "No, sir! When I get out of the army I'm never gonna stand in another line again."
Another Blonde Joke
A blonde, an American, and a Russian are in a bar, bragging about why they're better. The Russian says, "We were the first into space!" The American says, "We were the first on the moon!" The blonde says,"Well we're going to be the first on the sun!"
The American says,"You know you can't do that, right? You'll burn up before you get there." The blonde says,"Well we're not dumb! We're going to go at night!"
One Sunday, with one hand motion, God caused the Earth to begin to revolve around the Sun. "What should we call it when it goes all the way around?" asks Adam.
"A year," God replied.
Now, he made another hand motion, and the Earth began to rotate on a tilted axis.
"What should we call it when it rotates all the way around?" Adam asks.
God sighs and takes a seat on the grass below. "Let's call it a day."
What's the difference between and Aussie and a Yoghurt?
If you leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 200 years, it will develop a culture.
I went on a cruise once, and we were hit by a gigantic wave, and the boat sank.
I woke up on a sugar sand beach, with gigantic cotton candy clouds filling the sky, and the sea glistened under the setting sun like a pool of honey, next to me was a volleyball that looked like a marshmallow. Towering above me was a gigantic volcano that looked like an upside down ice cream cone.
It was then that my worst fears were realized, that I was trapped on a dessert Island.
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Did you hear there was a nuclear e**... in space this morning?!
Most people call it the sun.
Note: My dad pulled this on me this morning. My friend hit me when I told them.
President Donald Trump said that by 2050 US forces intend to attack the Sun if it does not stop nuclear reactions.
the attack is planned at night or they will just fly from the dark side.
There's a pig on the farm tanning...
And the farmer walks up to him and says, "Hey pig, what are you laying out in the sun for?"
The pig then says, "Oh no reason, I'm just bacon!"
I am *very* proud of this joke.
Did you hear about the snowman who got angry when the sun came out?
He had a total meltdown
I ran into a NASA scientist one day...
...and I say to him, "Your job seems so tough. I'd love to traverse the solar system, but I wouldn't even know where to begin..."
He says, "It's easy... you just planet."
So I took his advice and went on a trip around the Sun. It lasted a year and I had a pretty good time. But if I had to rate it, I'd only give it one star.
Growing up, I was so bright
my mom called me Sun.
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Corny jokes!
Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
A: Because it's two-tired.
Q: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
A: It becomes daytrogen.
Q: Where did Noah keep his bees?
A: In the Ark Hives!
Q: Can February March?
A: No, but April May.
Q: What is it called when you kill a friend?
A: Homiecide
"Fish tanks are s**...!"
"Why?"
"Fish don't even have any militaries!"
Two drunk people are walking down a road.
The first one says, "What a beautiful night...look at that bright, full moon." The second man stops and looks at his drunk friends. "You fool, that's the sun, not the moon", he mumbles. Soon, they start arguing.
As they are arguing, they pass by another drunk man. They both stop his ask him, "Can you tell us wether that thing up in the sky is the sun or the moon?"
The drunk man looks up, and then looks back and says, "Sorry, I don't live around here."
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The confession.
A guy goes in a confessional and tells the priest that last night he meet 4 swedish air hostesses down the pub, went back to their place, snorted coke, drank 20 year old scotch and had s**... all night until the sun came up.
The priest says, "that's terrible my son, what kind of a catholic are you?
Guy says "I'm not a catholic"
The priest says, "what are you telling me all this for then?"
Guy says "I'm telling everyone."
Every time the sun goes down, I get attacked by a horse.
What a night mare.
The best way to tell if you're in California
Is to look up at the sun, and see if there is a may cause cancer warning label on it.
I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was
And then it dawned on me
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They say a man's work is from sun up to sun down and a woman's work is never finished.
That's probably why women get paid less.
My mother in law complained that the thermometer I gave her (which she hung in a very sunny spot) wasn't showing an accurate temperature.
So I told her to stick it where the sun doesn't shine.
what color is the sun?
I looked at it for a couple of minutes and I think it is black
GUYS. If you missed the eclipse today, there's going to be a secondary one later.
It's at 8:01 PM. The earth will block out the sun and it will go completely dark during a period of about 10 1/2 hours.
A blonde, brunette, and redhead are talking about where they would go if they were astronauts.
The brunette says "the Moon. The Redhead says "Mars". The Blond says "The Sun." When the other two girls say she can't go to the sun as she'd get incinerated, she replies with "I'd go at night, duh!"
What's the difference between you and the sun?
The sun's hot...
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Girl, are you the sun?
Because it pains my eyes just to look at you.
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Thor
Thor goes out for a ride on his mighty war horse.
He rides all morning and afternoon until as the sun sets he is sat on the top of the highest mountain overlooking his entire domain.
He stands up on the horse and shouts "I AM THOR" and as his voice echoes through the valleys his horse replies:
"That's because you forgot your thaddle thilly"
Two pigs are sitting in the sun
One says: I'm getting pretty hot!
The other says: Yeah I'm bacon!
From the time it was discovered to the time it was declassified as a planet, pluto did not make a full revolution around the sun.
It was a tough year.
