Sun And Earth Jokes
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Short sun and earth jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sun and earth humour may include short planet earth jokes also.
- Really enjoying my new life aboard the giant space station designed to solve Earth's overpopulation problem . Just a bit weird how the sun gets slightly bigger in my cabin window every day.
- If Bruno mars married Venus Williams on Earth, do you think they'd have a Sun? Only if they planet.
- Earth is the third planet from the sun. By this logic, all countries are third world countries
- If Earth is the third planet from Sun after mercury and Venus Doesn't that make every country a third world country?
- Know your eclipses. Earth between sun and moon: Lunar eclipse.
Moon between sun and Earth: Solar eclipse.
Sun between moon and Earth: Apoceclypse. - What did the sun say to the earth on the winter solstice? "Time for a little winter shadow play!"
- If the earth is the third planet from the sun.. Wouldn't that make all countries third world countries?
- All 8 planets are singing Happy Birthday to the Sun and it sounds terrible. Everyone turns to Earth and Earth says, "don't look at me, I'm not flat"
- Eclipse is when earth is between sun and moon, what is it called when sun is between earth and moon ? Apocalypse
P.S . My 11 yr old nephew said this and I found it very funny - Intellectuals know that the Earth revolves around the Sun... Canadians know that the universe revolves around Toronto
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Sun And Earth One Liners
Which sun and earth one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sun and earth? I can suggest the ones about solar system and earth.
- Earth is 3rd from the Sun That means all our problems are 3rd world problems
- How far is it from the Earth to the sun? 8 CVS receipts
- Who satisfies earth the most? Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.
- I bet the earth is an intelligent mother. After all, she has a bright sun.
- What did the Earth say to the sun? You're out of this world
- The sun is 92.96 million miles from earth Or approximately 8 CVS receipts
- Why is the Earth attracted to the Sun? Because the Sun is hot
Ha - Life on earth is expensive, but it does include an annual free trip around the sun
- What did Earth say to the Sun? My life revolves around you!
- Alien Race Accidentally Invades Earth! Ooops, wrong sun
- Solaire is the type of guy... To look for the sun inside the earth
- Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December: "Let's have another round, shall we?"
- When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
- The sun and humans were having a race. To see who could destroy the earth faster.
- So we all know the earth chan joke But would the sun character throw a lot of shade?
Sun And Earth Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about sun and earth you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean orbits earth jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sun and earth pranks.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we're all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will s**... the only earth we'll ever have, and I am in love with you.
In honor of Easter.. I present to you a small joke.
Jesus made his usual rounds in heaven when he noticed a wizened, white-haired old man sitting in a corner looking very disconsolate. The next week he was disturbed to come across him again, looking equally miserable, and a week later he stopped to talk to him.
"See here, old fellow," said Jesus kindly, "this is heaven. The sun is shining, you've got all you could want to eat, all the instruments you might want to play-- you're supposed to be blissfully happy! What's wrong?
"Well," said the old man, "you see, I was a carpenter on earth, and lost my only, dearly beloved son at an early age. And here in heaven I was hoping more than anything to find him."
"Tears sprang from Jesus' eyes. "FATHER!" he cried.
The old man jumped to his feet, bursting into tears, and sobbed, "PINOCCHIO!"
A blonde and a lawyer
are sitting next to each other on a plane. To pass the time, the lawyer suggests playing a game that tests general knowledge. The blonde is reluctant, but finally agrees when the lawyer offers to give her 10 to 1 odds. "Every time you don't know the answer to one of my questions, you have to give me 5 dollars," he says "every time I don't know the answer to one of your questions, I have to give you 50."
The lawyer starts, "how far is the earth from the sun?" The blonde doesn't know. She gives him 5 dollars and the lawyer replies, "the earth is 92,960,000 miles from the sun."
The blonde asks the lawyer, "what goes up a hill with 3 legs, and comes back down with 4?" The lawyer thinks for a moment, but is unable to come up with an answer. He hands her a 50 dollar bill. The blonde takes it, puts it in her purse, and looks back at the lawyer.
"Well?" The lawyer asks, "what was the answer to your question?" Without saying a word, the blonde hands him 5 dollars.
Jesus was making his usual rounds in heaven
when he noticed a wizened, white-haired old man sitting in a corner looking very disconsolate. The next week he was disturbed to come across him again, looking equally miserable, and a week later he stopped to talk to him.
"See here, old fellow," said Jesus kindly, "this is heaven. The sun is shining, you've got all could want to eat, all the instruments you might want to play-you're supposed to be blissfully happy! What's wrong?"
"Well," said the old man, "you see, I was a carpenter on earth, and lost my only , dearly beloved son at an early age. Here in heaven I was hoping more than anything to find him."
Tears sprang to Jesus' eyes. "Father!" He cried.
The old man jumped to his feet, bursting into tears, and sobbed, "Pinnocchio!"
The one to your dumb friend...
A guy sees an ad on the window of a store with the words "Selling brains". Curious, he walks in and asks the shopkeeper what kind of brains he's selling.
Shopkeeper: "I've got Einstein's brain who won a Nobel Prize and discovered the Universe's secret equation. He was the world most brilhant physicist. I can sell it for 3k."
Guy: "What about that one?"
SK: " That's the brain of Galileu Galilei. He was the great astronomer who supported that the Earth revolves around the Sun. He was the father of modern science. It's worth 2k."
Guy: "And what about that one?"
SK: "That's the brain of [*random friend*] . It costs 20k."
Guy: "20k?!? That's a lot! Why is it worth that much?"
SK: "Well, it has never been used."
So I wrote some Chuck Norris jokes the other day...
The devil once sold his soul to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't speak, he thinks loudly.
New Orleans didn't flood because of a hurricane. Chuck Norris did a canon ball into the Gulf of Mexico.
Chuck Norris once punched the Tower of Pisa.
Chuck Norris doesn't f**..., because nothing can escape Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving, the Earth uses a parachute.
When Chuck Norris takes a shower, the soap doesn't clean him. He cleans the soap.
Netflix marathons Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris stared at the sun too long, he wouldn't go blind. The sun would.
If Chuck Norris bit a vampire, the vampire would turn back into a human.
Only a matter of time
A science teacher was teaching her class about the sun. In 5 billion years, she said, our sun is going to expand and become a red giant, and all life on earth will die out from the intense heat. All of a sudden a little boy starts crying. What's wrong? she asked, It's not for another five billion years!
Oh, replied the boy, wiping the tears from his eyes, I thought you said million.
Why does the Earth orbit around the sun.
Who wouldn't want to be around something as hot as that?
Billions of Years From Now When the Sun Explodes and Consumes the Earth:
"WOOORRRRLLLLDDDDSSSTTAAAAARRRRRRRRR!"
You would think that with the sun being 109 times the diameter of Earth...
...that it would be hard to lose it at night right? So I sat outside for the whole night, and then it dawned on me.
Pluto's Orbit
Did you know that Pluto's orbit around the sun is so large that it didn't even complete a single Pluto year between the time we found it and declassified it as a planet? It takes 248 earth years for 1 Pluto year. Isn't that horrible? Put it this way. We named a planet after a cartoon dog, and before it even turned one in its doggy years, we put it down. Isn't that horrible?
The Sun is 92.96 million miles from the Earth, people...
but I'm hot
Last night there was a total eclipse of the sun...
It was quite an eclipse. The earth's shadow blocked out the sun completely. It got very dark. The temperature dropped. It was eerie. But, after a few hours, I got tired and went inside to sleep.
I hear that there will be another one tonight and every evening next week.
GUYS. If you missed the eclipse today, there's going to be a secondary one later.
It's at 8:01 PM. The earth will block out the sun and it will go completely dark during a period of about 10 1/2 hours.
One Sunday, with one hand motion, God caused the Earth to begin to revolve around the Sun. "What should we call it when it goes all the way around?" asks Adam.
"A year," God replied.
Now, he made another hand motion, and the Earth began to rotate on a tilted axis.
"What should we call it when it rotates all the way around?" Adam asks.
God sighs and takes a seat on the grass below. "Let's call it a day."
TIL that the sun is so big that if every person on Earth were to stand on it right now...
They'd all die from the heat.
Vampire bats fly out of their cave and into the night looking for blood.
As the sun begins to rise the following morning, all of them return without consuming a single drop of blood, no one could find any food that night.
All except one, Gerald, who flies back in with blood pouring down his fangs.
"I searched all night for some blood, didn't even get a sniff of the stuff", one bat says to Gerald. "How on earth did you find some?"
"You see that rock in front of the cave entrance?", said Gerald.
"Yeah", said the other bat.
To which Gerald replies, "Well, I didn't."
I've used Tinder for thebfirst and last time.
I woke up peeing like the yellow sun of the earth to the red sun of Krypton.
Why is Venus Toxic?
Because Mercury kisses the sun, Earth is courting Mars, and the other 4 already have a ring on it!
What do astronomers use to measure the distance between Earth and the Sun?
Absolute units.
A lunar eclipse is when the earth is between the earth and moon. A solar eclipse is when the moon is between the earth and the sun
Apocalypse is when the sun is between the earth and the moon
Moonlight isn't reflected from the sun; it has to come straight from the moon...
...because everyone knows the Earth is flat, no?
Today of all days, don't forget the reason for the season...
...the axial tilt of the Earth relative to the sun.
What is the name of the phenomenon where the Sun is between the Earth and the Moon?
Apocalypse
Early One Morning
Woke early one morning, the earth lay cool and still.
When suddenly a tiny bird, perched on my window sill.
It sang a song so lovely, so carefree and gay.
That slowly all my troubles, began to slip away.
It sang of far off places, of laughter and of fun.
It seemed his very song, brought out the morning sun.
I pulled back the covers, and crept slowly out of bed,
and gently shut the window, and crushed his head.
I'm not a morning person
A _solar_eclipse is when the moon is between the Earth and the Sun. A _lunar_ eclipse is when the earth is between the Moon and the Sun. What's it called when the sun is between the moon and the earth?
The apocalypse…