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90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99 = 945
The Devil told the lawyer, ''I have a proposition for you. You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange is your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and parents-in-law, and the souls of all of your friends and law partners.''
The lawyer thought about this for a moment, then asked, ''So, what's the catch?''
90 + 91 + 92 + 93 + 94 + 95 + 96 + 97 + 98 + 99 = 945
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But now it all adds up
Orange Is the New Black.
"That about sums it-up"
I'm usually sharp enough with the sums. But when multiplying 664,751 x 8 it keeps going tits-up on me!?!?
40 + 41 + 42 + 43 + 44 + 45 + 46 + 47 + 48 + 49 = 445
Grant.
...I won't let anyone take it away from me.
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