The Best 11 Sums Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Sums jokes. There are some sums amount jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sums postulate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Sums Jokes and Puns
This sums up the 90s
90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99 = 945
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him.
The Devil told the lawyer, ''I have a proposition for you. You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange is your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and parents-in-law, and the souls of all of your friends and law partners.''
The lawyer thought about this for a moment, then asked, ''So, what's the catch?''
This sums up the 90s pretty well
90 + 91 + 92 + 93 + 94 + 95 + 96 + 97 + 98 + 99 = 945
What do Chinese food and entropy calculations have in common?
they both feature some dim sums
When I was younger I couldn't wrap my head around infinite sums
But now it all adds up
Which Netflix show best sums up America today?
Orange Is the New Black.
Somebody was giving me a synopsis of their crossover fan fic that includes a killer clown, a talking dog, and a flying house and at the end they said
"That about sums it-up"
Confused about maths equation
I'm usually sharp enough with the sums. But when multiplying 664,751 x 8 it keeps going tits-up on me!?!?
This pretty much sums up the 40's
40 + 41 + 42 + 43 + 44 + 45 + 46 + 47 + 48 + 49 = 445
What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?
Grant.
I love subtraction sums so much...
...I won't let anyone take it away from me.
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