The Best 6 Sumo Wrestling Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sumo Wrestling jokes. There are some sumo wrestling jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sumo wrestling puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sumo Wrestling Jokes and Puns

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

I heard your mom won a gold medal!

I didn't even know they had sumo wrestling at the Olympics!

Yo mamma is so fat that when she showed up to watch a sumo wrestling tournament, they gave her the trophy.

Did you hear the Japanese sumo wrestling team lost to a group of prison inmates?

I guess the cons outweighed the pros.

What is Sunday & Monday's favorite sport?

SuMo Wrestling


I asked one of my sumo-wrestling friends whether he wanted some sushi for dinner

He just replied "No thanks, I'm not a big Japanese guy"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sumo wrestling jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sumo wrestling piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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