Sumo Wrestlers Jokes

Funniest Sumo Wrestlers Short Jokes

Short sumo wrestlers jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sumo wrestlers humour may include short sumo jokes also.

1. Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because if they didn't, people would mistake them for feminists.
2. A Japanese prison invited a few sumo wrestlers for a match... The fattest prisoners were selected to compete and to everyone's surprise they won.
   It's because the cons outweigh the pros.
3. Why do sumo wrestlers avoid skydiving? Because a fat man falling to Japan is a bad idea
4. A sumo wrestler once came to visit, and ended up sleeping on my couch for a month! It left a negative impression.
5. I'll have you know that I have the body of an athlete! And by athlete, I mean a sumo wrestler...
6. Why are there so many Sumo wrestlers in Japan? Because the last time there was a little boy in Japan, half the population was wiped out.
7. A boy is asking santa for a heavy sweater for christmas present so santa send him a sumo wrestler
8. A scary thing to do to your girlfriend on Halloween... is ask her if she's going as a sumo wrestler.
   Spooky!
9. What's the scariest part of a sumo wrestler skydiving? Looking up and seeing another Fat Man
10. In Japan, finding a sumo wrestler means finding someone who's been on a high calorie diet for many years... In America, there's (at least) one in a Walmart near you!

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Sumo Wrestlers One Liners

Which sumo wrestlers one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sumo wrestlers? I can suggest the ones about professional wrestler and wrestler.

1. Why do sumo wrestlers shave their leg? To avoid being mistaken for feminists.
2. How much does a Sumo Wrestler weigh? Won ton.
3. Why are sumo wrestlers so effective at conflict resolutions? They're meaty asians.
4. What do you call a sumo wrestler's gaze? The thousand lard stare
5. Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them with feminists.
6. Why do sumo wrestlers shave? Because they dont want to be confused with feminists.
7. Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they're not confused with feminist.
   Sorry.
8. What did the Chinese cannibals make out of the Sumo wrestler they killed? Wonton soup.

Amusing & Witty Sumo Wrestlers Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about sumo wrestlers you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wrestling match jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sumo wrestlers pranks.