The Best 29 Sumo Wrestler Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sumo Wrestler jokes. There are some sumo wrestler pro wrestling jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sumo wrestler sumo wrestler puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sumo Wrestler Jokes and Puns

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

To avoid being mistaken for feminists.

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them with feminists.

Why is it common practice for sumo wrestlers to shave?

So they don't get mistaken for a feminist

Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

Because if they didn't, people would mistake them for feminists.

"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." --career advancement program at my job

Then they fired me for violating the dress code at the bank. Hypocrites. How am I ever going to become a sumo wrestler now?

Why do sumo wrestlers shave?

Because they dont want to be confused with feminists.

A Japanese prison invited a few sumo wrestlers for a match...

The fattest prisoners were selected to compete and to everyone's surprise they won.

It's because the cons outweigh the pros.

Did you hear about the sumo match happening at the prison tomorrow?

They're going to bring in professional sumo wrestlers and pit them against the fattest inmates but honestly I don't even know if the pros outweigh the cons.

Why do sumo wrestlers avoid skydiving?

Because a fat man falling to Japan is a bad idea

How much does a Sumo Wrestler weigh?

Won ton.

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A sumo wrestler once came to visit, and ended up sleeping on my couch for a month!

It left a negative impression.

I'll have you know that I have the body of an athlete!

And by athlete, I mean a sumo wrestler...

Why do sumo wrestlers shave?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists

Why are there so many Sumo wrestlers in Japan?

Because the last time there was a little boy in Japan, half the population was wiped out.

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

A boy is asking santa for a heavy sweater for christmas present

so santa send him a sumo wrestler

A scary thing to do to your girlfriend on Halloween...

is ask her if she's going as a sumo wrestler.

Shout out to my friend Ryan Smith for this joke

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they're not confused with feminist.

What's the scariest part of a sumo wrestler skydiving?

Looking up and seeing another Fat Man

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

(heard this on pka 250 from woody, thought it was funny so I shared it here)

How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist? A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Do you know why sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people wouldn't get them mixed up with feminists.

What did the Chinese cannibals make out of the Sumo wrestler they killed?

Wonton soup.

In Japan, finding a sumo wrestler means finding someone who's been on a high calorie diet for many years...

In America, there's (at least) one in a Walmart near you!

Why are sumo wrestlers so effective at conflict resolutions?

They're meaty asians.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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