The Best 31 Sumo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sumo jokes. There are some sumo sensei jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sumo kamikaze puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sumo Jokes and Puns

Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

Because if they didn't, people would mistake them for feminists.

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

To avoid being mistaken for feminists.

Sumo joke, Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

(heard this on pka 250 from woody, thought it was funny so I shared it here)

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they're not confused with feminist.
Sorry.


Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them with feminists.

I heard your mom won a gold medal!

I didn't even know they had sumo wrestling at the Olympics!

Sumo joke, I heard your mom won a gold medal!

Why are sumo wrestlers so effective at conflict resolutions?

They're meaty asians.

Who has the largest pupils?

A sumo instructor.

"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." --career advancement program at my job

Then they fired me for violating the dress code at the bank. Hypocrites. How am I ever going to become a sumo wrestler now?

A boy is asking santa for a heavy sweater for christmas present

so santa send him a sumo wrestler

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Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

In Japan, finding a sumo wrestler means finding someone who's been on a high calorie diet for many years...

In America, there's (at least) one in a Walmart near you!

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Why do sumo wrestlers shave?

Because they dont want to be confused with feminists.

Sumo joke, Why do sumo wrestlers shave?

Why is it common practice for sumo wrestlers to shave?

So they don't get mistaken for a feminist

What is Sunday & Monday's favorite sport?

SuMo Wrestling

A scary thing to do to your girlfriend on Halloween...

is ask her if she's going as a sumo wrestler.
Spooky!

Shout out to my friend Ryan Smith for this joke


What did the Chinese cannibals make out of the Sumo wrestler they killed?

Wonton soup.

Did you hear about the sumo match happening at the prison tomorrow?

They're going to bring in professional sumo wrestlers and pit them against the fattest inmates but honestly I don't even know if the pros outweigh the cons.

Why are there so many Sumo wrestlers in Japan?

Because the last time there was a little boy in Japan, half the population was wiped out.

Do you know why sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people wouldn't get them mixed up with feminists.

Did you hear the Japanese sumo wrestling team lost to a group of prison inmates?

I guess the cons outweighed the pros.

Japanese Banking Crisis

Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.


In the past week, Origami bank has folded, Sumo bank has gone belly up and Bonsai bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.


Last week it was announced that Karaoke bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while shares in Kamikaze bank were suspended after they nosedived.


Samurai bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja bank is reported to have taken a hit, but it remains in the black.


Furthermore 500 staff at Karate bank got the chop and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi bank where it's feared staff may get a raw deal.

What's the scariest part of a sumo wrestler skydiving?

Looking up and seeing another Fat Man

I'll have you know that I have the body of an athlete!

And by athlete, I mean a sumo wrestler...

Financial collapse in Japan

Origami Bank has folded.

Sumo Bank has gone belly up.

Bonsai Bank has had to cut back some of its branches.

Karaoke Bank has been put up for sale and is going for a song.

There's something fishy going on at Sushi Bank...shareholders are afraid they might get a raw deal.

Kamikaze Bank shares have nose-dived.

500 jobs at Karate Bank have been chopped.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists

A Japanese prison invited a few sumo wrestlers for a match...

The fattest prisoners were selected to compete and to everyone's surprise they won.

It's because the cons outweigh the pros.

A sumo wrestler once came to visit, and ended up sleeping on my couch for a month!

It left a negative impression.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sumo sideburns jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sumo wrestler piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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