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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

To avoid being mistaken for feminists.

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

To avoid being confused with feminists.

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them with feminists.

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Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

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Sumo wrestlers have to make sure their legs are always shaven

So people don't confuse them with feminists

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Why is it common practice for sumo wrestlers to shave?

So they don't get mistaken for a feminist

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Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

Because if they didn't, people would mistake them for feminists.

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Banking Crisis in Japan

Recent reports indicate the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of improving. If anything, it's getting worse. Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, it was today learned that Sumo Bank has gone belly up. Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches.

Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 jobs at Karate Bank will be chopped. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.

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"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." --career advancement program at my job

Then they fired me for violating the dress code at the bank. Hypocrites. How am I ever going to become a sumo wrestler now?

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave?

Because they dont want to be confused with feminists.

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

They don't want to be mistaken for feminists

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Japanese Banking Crisis

Worrying news from the Japanese financial markets. Following last week`s disclosure that the Origami Bank had folded, we hear that the Sumo Bank has just gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived, 500 staff at Karate bank got the chop and Karaoke Bank is up for sale and going for a song. Analysts also report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal. But Samurai Bank is soldiering on after sharp cutbacks.

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Have you heard of the 300-lb. college student from Japan?

He graduated sumo cum laude

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Japanese bank crises.

According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it's getting worse. Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale, and it is (you guessed it!) going for a song. Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived, and 500 back-office staff at Karate Bank got the chop. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.

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Did you hear about the sumo match happening at the prison tomorrow?

They're going to bring in professional sumo wrestlers and pit them against the fattest inmates but honestly I don't even know if the pros outweigh the cons.

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Japan's Financial Crisis

Banking Crisis Recent reports indicate the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of improving.

If anything, it's getting worse.

Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, it was today learned that Sumo Bank has gone belly up.

Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches.

Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is going for a song.

Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 jobs at Karate Bank will be chopped.

Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.

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Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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Why are there so many Sumo wrestlers in Japan?

Because the last time there was a little boy in Japan, half the population was wiped out.

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A boy is asking santa for a heavy sweater for christmas present

so santa send him a sumo wrestler

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Who has the largest pupils?

A sumo instructor.

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they're not confused with feminist.
Sorry.

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Now why do sumo wrestlers shave their armpits?

To avoid being mistaken for feminists.

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A scary thing to do to your girlfriend on Halloween...

is ask her if she's going as a sumo wrestler.
Spooky!

Shout out to my friend Ryan Smith for this joke

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I double majored in asian wrestling and sex therapy

I graduated sumo cum laude

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them with your mom.

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? 🤔🤔🤔

They don't want to be confused with *feminists*.

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TIL that fat Japanese wrestlers who masturbate loudly apparently do very well in college

They graduate Sumo Cum Laude

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.


(heard this on pka 250 from woody, thought it was funny so I shared it here)

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I heard your mom won a gold medal!

I didn't even know they had sumo wrestling at the Olympics!

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Now why don't sumo wresters shave their heads?

To avoid being mistaken for nazis.

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Did you hear the Japanese sumo wrestling team lost to a group of prison inmates?

I guess the cons outweighed the pros.

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Why are sumo wrestlers so effective at conflict resolutions?

They're meaty asians.

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