Sumo Jokes
47 sumo jokes and hilarious sumo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sumo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sumo Short Jokes
Short sumo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sumo humour may include short supper jokes also.
- Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because if they didn't, people would mistake them for feminists.
- A Japanese prison invited a few sumo wrestlers for a match... The fattest prisoners were selected to compete and to everyone's surprise they won.
It's because the cons outweigh the pros. - Why do sumo wrestlers avoid skydiving? Because a fat man falling to Japan is a bad idea
- A sumo wrestler once came to visit, and ended up sleeping on my couch for a month! It left a negative impression.
- I'll have you know that I have the body of an athlete! And by athlete, I mean a sumo wrestler...
- Why are there so many Sumo wrestlers in Japan? Because the last time there was a little boy in Japan, half the population was wiped out.
- A boy is asking santa for a heavy sweater for christmas present so santa send him a sumo wrestler
- A scary thing to do to your girlfriend on Halloween... is ask her if she's going as a sumo wrestler.
Spooky! - I heard your mom won a gold medal! I didn't even know they had sumo wrestling at the Olympics!
- What's the scariest part of a sumo wrestler skydiving? Looking up and seeing another Fat Man
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Sumo One Liners
Which sumo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sumo? I can suggest the ones about dim sum and possum.
- Why do sumo wrestlers shave their leg? To avoid being mistaken for feminists.
- How much does a Sumo Wrestler weigh? Won ton.
- Who has the largest pupils? A sumo instructor.
- What is Sunday & Monday's favorite sport? SuMo Wrestling
- Why are sumo wrestlers so effective at conflict resolutions? They're meaty asians.
- Why does sumo only avalaible in Japan?
- What do you call a sumo wrestler's gaze? The thousand lard stare
- I'm looking for fat japanese Sumo I can't seem to find any.
- This Elevator is out of order.Why? Too many Sumo tried to squeeze into it.
- Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them with feminists.
- Why do sumo wrestlers shave? Because they dont want to be confused with feminists.
- Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they're not confused with feminist.
Sorry. - What did the Chinese cannibals make out of the Sumo wrestler they killed? Wonton soup.
- Now why don't sumo wresters shave their heads? To avoid being mistaken for n**....
- How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally? Look for the one with s**... legs....
Sumo Wrestlers Jokes
Here is a list of funny sumo wrestlers jokes and even better sumo wrestlers puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- In Japan, finding a sumo wrestler means finding someone who's been on a high calorie diet for many years... In America, there's (at least) one in a Walmart near you!
Sumo Wrestling Jokes
Here is a list of funny sumo wrestling jokes and even better sumo wrestling puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Did you hear the Japanese sumo wrestling team lost to a group of prison inmates? I guess the cons outweighed the pros.
- I asked one of my sumo-wrestling friends whether he wanted some sushi for dinner He just replied "No thanks, I'm not a big Japanese guy"
- This fat guy came up to me and said "do you want to fight!" I said no in not into sumo wrestling.
Silly & Ridiculous Sumo Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about sumo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean supreme jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sumo pranks.
Japanese Banking Crisis
Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.
In the past week, Origami bank has folded, Sumo bank has gone belly up and Bonsai bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Last week it was announced that Karaoke bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while shares in Kamikaze bank were suspended after they nosedived.
Samurai bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja bank is reported to have taken a hit, but it remains in the black.
Furthermore 500 staff at Karate bank got the chop and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi bank where it's feared staff may get a raw deal.
Financial collapse in Japan
Origami Bank has folded.
Sumo Bank has gone belly up.
Bonsai Bank has had to cut back some of its branches.
Karaoke Bank has been put up for sale and is going for a song.
There's something fishy going on at Sushi Bank...shareholders are afraid they might get a raw deal.
Kamikaze Bank shares have nose-dived.
500 jobs at Karate Bank have been chopped.
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"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." --career advancement program at my job
Then they fired me for violating the dress code at the bank. Hypocrites. How am I ever going to become a sumo wrestler now?
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Did you hear about the sumo match happening at the prison tomorrow?
They're going to bring in professional sumo wrestlers and pit them against the fattest inmates but honestly I don't even know if the pros outweigh the cons.
Japanese Banking Crisis
Worrying news from the Japanese financial markets. Following last week`s disclosure that the Origami Bank had folded, we hear that the Sumo Bank has just gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived, 500 staff at Karate bank got the chop and Karaoke Bank is up for sale and going for a song. Analysts also report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal. But Samurai Bank is soldiering on after sharp cutbacks.
