The Best 6 Summon Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Summon jokes. There are some summon pursuit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these summon womanizer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Summon Jokes and Puns

An inverse exorcism...

When you have to summon Satan to get the priest out of the boy.

After my dad died, we found an old book hidden away in his study.

It was bound in some sort of leather, and emblazoned with the title TO SUMMON THE DREADED ANCIENT ONE .
When we opened it, all it contained was gran's phone number.

What did the Cult of the Train summon?

Choochoolu

Late last night I was trying to summon a demon.

After many hours in my basement drawing pentagrams, chanting voodoo and performing spiritual dance I had failed to conjure any demons from the dark depths of Hades.

Defeat was in my mind and I had no choice but to admit the ways of old no longer held any sway with the dark lord. I reluctantly slid the Iphone from my bathrobe's inner pocket and activated the voice command:

"Siri, would you please summon me the darkest, most malevolent demon that Satan himself would be pleased with."

Siri:"Ok, Contacting Comcast Customer Support"

How does a Conservative wizard summon a bench?

Bensh Apiro


The other day I found out my necronomicon had typos

but atleast now I know how to summon santa

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the summon worshippers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working summon apostle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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