The Best 26 Summit Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Summit Jokes and Puns
A week after the G7 Summit, they should have the C Major Summit
That would resolve everything.
They should have a follow-up to the G7 summit a week later.
They could call it the the C Major summit. Maybe that would resolve everything.
At the Helsinki Summit, Russia offered to supply both Translators
Which is nice considering they supplied both President
I went to a restaurant on the summit of Mt. Everest.
I give it 3 stars. Food was good, not much atmosphere though.
Vladimir Putin
Vladimir Putin is in the line for customs when he arrives at Poland for a summit.
Customs Officer: "Name?"
Putin: "Vladimir Putin."
Customs Officer: "Nationality?"
Putin: "Russian."
Customs Officer: "Occupation?"
Putin: "No, just visiting."
An Engineering Joke.
Putin, Biden and Merkel are sitting on a beach after a summit and argue who's country has the best engineers. Putin says: " We make submarine run underwater for 5 five years. No contact to surface." Biden says: "Thats nothing. Ours run for ten years without resurfacing." Merkel just smiles. In this moment a Uboat emerges from the depths and drives up to the beach. A hatch opens, and a man in uniform pops out. He looks at the three, raises an arm and shouts: " Heil Hitler! We need fuel!"
What did the Helsinki Summit have in common with the 2018 World Cup?
Nobody was playing for the USA.
How do you add up a mountain?
You summit.
An artist found a way to draw a two-sided figure, but the International Geometry Summit immediately began to furiously contest the new shape...
I say, let bi-gons be bi-gons
Joe: I just got back from climbing Mt. Everest.
Bob: Summit?
Joe: Nope. Climbed all of it!
Putin, at the summit: Donald, I'm thinking of annexing all the nations around Russia. What do you think?
Trump: Then Soviet.
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The god of thunder rides to the top of the mountain atop his noble steed.
Upon reaching the summit, he gets off his horse, raises his hammer to the sky and yells, "I am Thor!"
The horse turns around and says, "That'th cuth you forgot your thaddle thilly!"
Two Missionaries...
Two missionaries were ascending a hill in an expedition to convert the hostile unreached jungle inhabitants.
Since very few had ever returned alive from the unfriendly summit very little was known. The two agreed that the best way to win them over was with gifts from their food provisions.
They reached a pass where only one was able to ascend at a time. As the first man cleared the pass, he was immediately set upon by the natives. They took his large pack, pulled the large bunch of bananas out, and distributed them amongst themselves.
The natives began a strange ritual that involved shoving the bananas into their rectums and dancing about in a manner similar to the MΔori Haka.
At first, the missionary was horrified by what he saw but he started to giggle and then broke into an hysterical cackle.
The dancings stopped and the leader said, "Why you laugh?"
The missionary said, "my friend is coming with pineapples!"
Donald Trump's first summit with Kim Jong-un was only to get feedback about the quality of his tweets.
Who better to ask than the Supreme Reader?
World Leaders
President Macron, Theresa May and Angela Merkel meet for a summit at the North Sea.
Gazing over the water, May says, "We have a submarine that can stay underwater for 10 days."Β Macron responds, "That's nothing, our submarines can stay underwater for 30 days!"Β Merkel looks quite ashamed and shies away, when suddenly a U-Boot surfaces, the hatch opens and the commander looks out: "Heil Hitler, we need Diesel!"
At the height of the Cold War...
At the height of the Cold War, a landmark summit was convened with leaders from every province within the Soviet Union. The representatives arrived very early but the meeting was still delayed. Why?
They were all Russian, but one was Stalin
Note: made this up after being inspired by a recent joke on here.
I climbed a mountain yesterday
Things were looking up until I got to the summit. It was all downhill from there.
All the world leaders met for a summit in Egypt.
I guess the reigns down in Africa.
I'm pretty sure the G7 summit will resolve....
To a C Major
What did Trump's aides say when he was worried about the NK Summit?
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
You know why North Korea won't meet for the nuclear summit?
They haven't updated their privacy policy.
TIL climbing Mount Everest with a partner and having sex share a common crucial point
if you choose to take a small nap while close to reaching the summit, you will never wake up.
A Pokemon GO player climbed to the summit of mount Everest...
...convinced that he would could catch a rare Pokemon. All he caught was a cold. It stared with a peak achoo.
Did you hear about the mishap at the Asia Summit?
The Chinese government is seeking answers after the recent Beijing Conference. Apparently, several of Obama's and Putin's private bodyguards were the last to use one of the royal toilets before it was reported clogged.
Obama announced that he will ask congress to create a commission to investigate the incident while Putin denies that his forces ever entered the bathroom.
I went to a meeting to decide the title for a yearly book on hills and mountains.
Annual: Summit
Q: What is the summit of calm ?
Q: What is the summit of calm
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