The Best 8 Summertime Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Summertime jokes. There are some summertime nationalist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these summertime genre puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Summertime Jokes and Puns

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

Paddy O'Furniture!

(Happy St. Patrick's Day)

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

School shooting rates in America have dropped by crazy amounts over the past 2 months

The Summertime truly does bring miracles

The City Slicker and The Farmer

**City Slicker:** There sure are a lot of flies around here. Don't you ever shoo them?

**Farmer:** No. we just let them go barefoot.


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What do fat girls do in the summertime?

Stink.


Nan 'n' Fran

**Nan:** What part of a fish weighs the most?

**Fran:** Its scales.

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What's the difference between a hot dog and a heat stroked dog?

I don't leave my hot dog in the car for an hour in the summertime with the intention of eating it when I return.

What did the shaved ice say in the summertime?

It's bingsu-per hot lately!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the summertime vacation jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working summertime rainbows piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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