The Best 31 Summer Winter Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Summer Winter jokes. There are some summer winter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these summer winter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Summer Winter Jokes and Puns

A man turns to his wife and says: "Honey, pack your bags because I won the lottery."

She asks: "Do I take summer clothes or winter clothes?"
He replies: "Take it all, go away."

Minnesota has 4 seasons

Almost winter, winter, almost summer, and road construction.

My deaf-mute postman has such a tough job. He starts work at 3am. In summer he gets attacked by dogs and in winter he has to brave through sub-zero temperatures. But in spite of all this....

I've never heard him complain

The four seasons were arguing about which of them was the best…

Winter boasts, "Well, you can build snowmen and the snow is so beautiful!"

Spring laughs, "Well sure, but come springtime, everything is so fresh and new! All the new flowers, it can't get much better than that!"

Summer rays, "Yes, but I am undoubtably the overall best season! Girls in bikinis, ice cream, nice weather. You can't top that!"

Autumn ~ *-leaves-*

Honey, I just won the lottery!

-- Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack some suitcases!
-- That's fantastic! Should I pack summer or winter clothing?
-- I don't care, but I want you gone by tomorrow!

Everyone seems to think my jokes about spring, summer, and fall are awful.

Oh well. I guess they can't all be winters.

2 fortune tellers are talking about the weather.

The first one says it's going to be a hot winter. The second one replies "Yes, reminds me of the summer of 2093."

After dealing with dad-jokes all winter...

I'm hoping to get him back this summer with some son-burns.

Why don't squirrels mate in the summer?

Because they're storing their nuts for the winter.

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

A Man returns home and screams out loudly

- Honey, pack your things, I've won million today!
Wife comes to the wardrobe and asks:
- What kind of clothes to take with me? Summer or winter?
- All of them and get out of here!

You can explore summer winter reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean summer winter dad jokes. There are also summer winter puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

How are ceiling fans and nipples similar?

They go up in winter and down in summer.

Fun fact:

All of the seasons were named after coils of metal.

Except for summer and winter. And fall.

Dicks Sporting Goods stores have all have a summer sports section in their parking lot that is packed up in the winter months, making the stores a bit smaller.

Meaning Dicks shrink when it's cold.

The breakdown of what to do in all seasons

Summer:too hot to go outside so you stay in playing video games
Winter:too cold to go outside so you stay in playing video games
Autumn:too much pollen outside so you stay in playing video games

Germany hasn't been upset this bad in Russia since 1943.

Russian Summer = Russian Winter.

Spring, winter, summer, or autumn? the best seasons for chefs are..

Salt and Pepper

I have seasonal depression

I'm depressed in the spring, summer, fall and winter

A thing that both French and Germans should do:

Visit the Moscow region in summer, they know it well enough at winter.

Summer body wasn't ready..

But winter body is good to go!

A joke from Ukraine

The worker speaks with boss

Worker: "please can I have vacation time during summer"

Boss: "Do you like sweaty woman"

Worker: "no"

Boss: "do you like warm beer?"

Worker: "no"

Boss: "then you vacation in winter time"

Everyone else has 4 seasons to look forward to: Sping, Summer, Fall, & Winter

We Seniors have only 1 season: Fall

If there are ice cream trucks in the summer

why are there no hot chocolate trucks in the winter?

Why is it that skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter and shade in summer.

Why do all 6 year olds know first hand about climate change?

every kindergarten has drawings of Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter.

Why are more black people run over in winter than in summer?

The breaking distance is longer on snow.

In winter, I'm a Buddhist.

In summer, I'm a nudist.

I like Winter better than the Summer

In winter you can put as much clothes as you need on, In summer there's only so much you can take off before it becomes weird.

Marvel is making a "Winter Soldier" standalone film and I get to play his roly poly sidekick.

They call me...the "Summer Sausage"

How do you prevent a Summer cold? Catch it in the Winter!

Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...

In the summer.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the summer winter jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working summer winter piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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