The Best 19 Summer Vacation Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Summer Vacation jokes. There are some summer vacation spring summer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these summer vacation paid vacation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Summer Vacation Jokes and Puns

I vacationed at a nudist colony this past summer...

the first few days were the hardest.

I can count the times I was on a vacation in Chernobyl on one hand

This summer, it will be my 15th time going there

Due to COVID-19, this was the first year I could not go to Switzerland for my summer vacation

Otherwise it's due to the lack of money.

Two friends are talking , "So what are you doing for summer vacation?"

The other one replies " I want to go to Italy again , like last year"---
"Wow you went to Italy last year?"-----------
" No, but I did want to go "

Why are teachers so rude during summer vacation?

Because they have no class


First women-Seceond woman

First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation.
Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport?
First woman: Oh, no. I've known him for years!

On vacation this summer my wife took an early morning walk on the beach while the kids and I ate breakfast.

When my wife got back she said there was a beached whale and we needed to see it. My son said "well it's not beached anymore, you're standing right there."

Worst son-burn ever.

Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school.



Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving.

β€œWait a minute,” she said. β€œI had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”

Why do kids like summer vacation so much?

It's the only time they will ever get to experience a classless society

Where do cows go on their summer vacation? Moo York.

A joke from Ukraine

The worker speaks with boss

Worker: "please can I have vacation time during summer"

Boss: "Do you like sweaty woman"

Worker: "no"

Boss: "do you like warm beer?"

Worker: "no"

Boss: "then you vacation in winter time"

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God was heading out for his annual summer vacation when an angel stopped him...

"Where are you going this year?" the Angel asked.
"Well, definitely not Earth" God said. "I went there one year and got a girl pregnant. They haven't stopped talking about it since."

Why did your grandparents' schools invent summer vacation?

There wasn't any snow for the children to walk through uphill both ways to get to school.

What did Shakespeare say on the last day if his summer vacation?

Once more unto the beach

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer vacation? Because he already had a trunk!

What summer vacation destination makes a pet bird sing for joy? The Canary Islands!

Why did the robot go on summer vacation? He needed to recharge his batteries.

Best Summer Vacation Book Never Written: "Where to Stay on Vacation" by Moe Tell.

Where do sharks go on summer vacation? Finland!


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the summer vacation sirius dog jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working summer vacation parental leave piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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