The Best 23 Summer Time Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Summer Time jokes. There are some summer time winter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these summer time dec 31st puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Summer Time Jokes and Puns

Pavlov's birds

An MIT student spent an entire summer going to the Harvard football field every day wearing a black and white striped shirt, walking up and down the field for ten or fifteen minutes throwing birdseed all over the field, blowing a whistle and then walking off the field. At the end of the summer, it came time for the first Harvard home football team, the referee walked onto the field and blew the whistle, and the game had to be delayed for a half hour to wait for the birds to get off of the field. The guy wrote his thesis on this, and graduated.

What was the most unexpected summer hit of all time?

DES...

PA....

-nish Inquisition

Two men are hunting in the woods...

Andy and Ed are off hunting on a hot summer's day, when all of a sudden Ed collapses, seizing and foaming at the mouth. Andy panics and instantly whips out his phone to call 911.

"I think my friend is dead!" Andy frantically yells into the phone.

"Ok, calm down sir. Let's take this one step at a time. First, let's make sure he's actually dead."

There's a silence, then two shots are heard. Back on the phone, Andy says, "Ok, now what?"

I can count the times I was on a vacation in Chernobyl on one hand

This summer, it will be my 15th time going there

Penguin experiencing car trouble

Hot summer day and Mr. Penguin's car breaks down. Takes it to the body shop, and Joe Mechanic tells him to give him half an hour to look it over, and then come back.

To kill some time, Mr. Penguin goes to the local ice cream parlor. After finishing his tasty, frosty treat, he goes back to the body shop.

"Well," says the mechanic, "looks like you blew a seal."

"No no," says the penguin -- "It's just ice cream."


I always get burnt during summer time.

I would go under trees but they're a little shady.

How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

I watched a documentary about the 1936 summer Olympics in Berlin

It seemed like a wonderful event, but it made me uneasy every time the officials said, "Let's make this a good, clean race."

If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks..

Then I could also pay off my college tuition without even having a summer job

The only time my car goes 0-100 real fast.

Is when it's sitting in broad daylight on a summer day.

Why do kids like summer vacation so much?

It's the only time they will ever get to experience a classless society

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It's almost summer!

Time for Americans to start getting bleach body ready

You know the best part about summer time?

No school shootings.

Had a lot of fun the Renaissance fair last summer with the wife.

I had a great time riding her in to battle!

Why do programmers hate summer so much?

Because it's the buggiest time of the year

July in Honolulu

July in Honolulu is a tough time flower-wise for making garlands. Often they run out of the desired plumerias, carnations, and orchids. When that happens, they have to make substitutions, which is why the Hawaiians refer to July's garlands as the Daisy Leis of Summer

It' summer time, you know what that means...

No more school shootings for 2 months

A joke from Ukraine

The worker speaks with boss

Worker: "please can I have vacation time during summer"

Boss: "Do you like sweaty woman"

Worker: "no"

Boss: "do you like warm beer?"

Worker: "no"

Boss: "then you vacation in winter time"

It was a beautiful summer day.

Birds were singing and a lovely smell of newly cut grass came along with the wind. I saw some gentlemen in the distance, all dressed up in fancy expensive clothing. One of them spotted me and started to wave and calling out my name. I gladly waved back at him, even though I had no idea who he was, but then it hit me...

That was the last time I went daydreaming on a golf course.

Signed,
Mr Fore


For the first time I am going to be visiting Britain this summer, but when I got there...

Britain had already left.

Steven Spielberg is working on a movie about clocks which will be released summer 2020

It's about time.

Two guys looking at a pretty 40 year old woman

-- Women...Don't they age like a fine wine on a summer time

-- I don't know dude, mine ages like milk

Just as summer starts, my car's engine is starting to sound strange.

Talk about poor timing.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the summer time sunrise jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working summer time solstices piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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