The Best 14 Summer Olympics Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Summer Olympics jokes. There are some summer olympics jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these summer olympics puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Summer Olympics Jokes and Puns

It was announced yesterday that the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo will make all of its medals from recycled cellphones.

Well, they're going to make the Olympic torch out of a Samsung Galaxy.

As a spectator at the last Summer Olympics, I saw a guy walking around carrying a 10 foot long stick...

"Are you a pole vaulter?" I asked.

"No," he responded. "I'm a German. But how did you know my name is Walter?"

A reporter is looking for someone to interview at the Summer Olympics

He sees a man carrying a twelve-foot pole and asks, "Excuse me, are you a pole vaulter?"

The man replies, "No, I'm German. But how did you know my name is Walter?"

Little known fact about me: I was supposed to compete in the 1988 summer Olympics in Seoul...

...but I suffered a Korea ending injury.

I watched a documentary about the 1936 summer Olympics in Berlin

It seemed like a wonderful event, but it made me uneasy every time the officials said, "Let's make this a good, clean race."

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What happens when you don't make the summer Olympics?

You luge.

What event will Mexico win in the next summer Olympics?

Hurdles, high jump and pole vault.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Why is there no Mexican Summer Olympic Team?

Because anyone that can run, jump, or swim is in the US already

Breaking News: Russian Roulette to make a comeback in the Tokyo 2020 Summer Olympics.

Is this at least kinda funny? Asking for a friend...

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Why is FIFA never on the same year as the summer olympics?

Because all the players are on the diving team.

Hear about the 2020 summer olympics?

They're going to hold the water sports in Houston.

Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...

In the summer.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the summer olympics jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working summer olympics piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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