Following is our collection of funny Summer Olympics jokes. There are some summer olympics jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these summer olympics puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Well, they're going to make the Olympic torch out of a Samsung Galaxy.
"Are you a pole vaulter?" I asked.
"No," he responded. "I'm a German. But how did you know my name is Walter?"
He sees a man carrying a twelve-foot pole and asks, "Excuse me, are you a pole vaulter?"
The man replies, "No, I'm German. But how did you know my name is Walter?"
...but I suffered a Korea ending injury.
It seemed like a wonderful event, but it made me uneasy every time the officials said, "Let's make this a good, clean race."
Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.
You luge.
Hurdles, high jump and pole vault.
zika blyat
Because anyone that can run, jump, or swim is in the US already
Is this at least kinda funny? Asking for a friend...
You can explore summer olympics reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean summer olympics dad jokes. There are also summer olympics puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Because all the players are on the diving team.
They're going to hold the water sports in Houston.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the summer olympics jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working summer olympics piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.