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171 summer jokes and hilarious summer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about summer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Bask in the warmth of humor with our delightful collection of Jokes about Summer. Summer, a season replete with vibrant colors, barbecues, beach trips, and not to forget, sweltering heat, offers a perfect platform for some humorous escapades.

Whether you're looking to add a comedic twist to your group campfire storytelling, impress your friends at the beach party, or simply looking to lift your spirits on a lazy summer afternoon - our curated list of sunny side-up jokes have got you covered. Let the aroma of sunscreen, the splash of the sea waves, and the ubiquitous ice-cream spills serve as the backdrop to your laughter riots this summer!

Best Short Summer Jokes

Short summer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The summer humour may include short winter jokes also.

  1. Did you hear that people in Minnesota are very excited this year? Summer is forecasted to be on a weekend!
  2. It was announced yesterday that the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo will make all of its medals from recycled cellphones. Well, they're going to make the Olympic torch out of a Samsung Galaxy.
  3. My wife and I just had a daughter and named her JuneJulyAugust. We call her Summer for short.
  4. What do you call someone who likes to add numbers when the weather is warm? A summer
    (I thought of this, hope it's original)
  5. How can you tell the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls? By their seasoning.
  6. For my summer job, I worked at the zoo, circumsizing elephants The pay wasn't great, but the tips were enormous!
  7. Made this one up at work today. There once was an ancient Greek philosopher that dedicated his life to hypothesize the perfect way to cool off on a hot summer day.
    His name was Popsicles.
  8. Canadian summer I asked my Canadian buddy "Did you have a good summer?"
    He said "No! I was working that day."
  9. How does the summer solstice organize its schedule? It "suns" everything up.
  10. Why do planets never get invited to summer soirées? They always try to eclipse the fun.

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about summer can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of summer puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Summer One Liners

Which summer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with summer? I can suggest the ones about spring and holiday.

  1. What's the best part about summer in the U.S.? 3 months of no school shootings.
  2. Germany opens a summer school for kids with ADD Its a concentration camp
  3. I love summer in the UK. My favourite day of the year.
  4. Where do admins go for summer break? Banned camp.
  5. Humpty Dumpty always had a terrible summer. At least he had a great fall.
  6. After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty ended up having a great fall.
  7. Which is the most desired summer body this year? The antibody.
  8. What was the most unexpected summer hit of all time? DES...
    PA....
    -nish Inquisition
  9. How's y'all's summer bods looking? Mines looking like I have a great personality.
  10. What's the easiest way to lose 20 pounds? The Steam summer sale
  11. I love summer in Canada! It's my favorite day of the year!
  12. Why do lions only mate in the summer? Because the pride cometh before the fall
  13. Pride is like the summer... It comes before the fall.
  14. How do sunflowers celebrate the summer solstice? They turn up the "sun"tastic vibes!
  15. I love summer in Scotland... This year it was a Wednesday.

Summer Camp Jokes

Here is a list of funny summer camp jokes and even better summer camp puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I started a summer camp for kids with add/adhd to teach them to manage their symptoms. It didn't do so well, people kept telling me Concentration Camp was a bad name.
  • Where do German parents send their children with ADD for the Summer? Concentration Camp
  • I opened up a summer camp for kids with adhd. Although I regret calling it a concentration camp.
  • My wife Not many of you know that my wife was bitten by a rattlesnake over the summer, while we were camping. After two days of horrible, writhing agony, the snake died.
  • Why do Jews stay home during the summer? They don't like going to camps.
  • I wanted to open up a summer camp for kids with learning disabilities apparently people think calling it a concentration camp is wrong
  • The oldest one I could think of on a Monday morning: Where do cantaloupes go during the summer?
    John Cougar's Melon Camp.
  • My summer camp, which was all about focus and blocking out distractions, did really poorly this year Apparently no one wants to go to a concentration camp
  • Where do cantaloupes go in the summer? To John Cougar's Mellon Camp
  • Did you hear about the German summer camp where they gave all the kids adderall? It turned into a concentration camp

Summer Winter Jokes

Here is a list of funny summer winter jokes and even better summer winter puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A man turns to his wife and says: "Honey, pack your bags because I won the lottery." She asks: "Do I take summer clothes or winter clothes?"
    He replies: "Take it all, go away."
  • What did the winter solstice say to the summer solstice? "I'll be back before you know it!"
  • Minnesota has 4 seasons Almost winter, winter, almost summer, and road construction.
  • "Suzy, I won the lottery! 4 million dollars! Pack your suitcase!" \-"Do I need to pack winter or summer clothes?"
    "I don't care. Just leave."
  • 2 fortune tellers are talking about the weather. The first one says it's going to be a hot winter. The second one replies "Yes, reminds me of the summer of 2093."
  • Everyone had fun at the new nudist retreat this summer! Now they're clothed for the winter.
  • Everyone seems to think my jokes about spring, summer, and fall are awful. Oh well. I guess they can't all be winters.
  • After dealing with dad-jokes all winter... I'm hoping to get him back this summer with some son-burns.
  • Did you hear about the Netflix series Summer to Winter? It never got a 5th season.
  • Why don't squirrels mate in the summer? Because they're storing their nuts for the winter.

Summer Time Jokes

Here is a list of funny summer time jokes and even better summer time puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I can count the times I was on a vacation in Chernobyl on one hand This summer, it will be my 15th time going there
  • I always get burnt during summer time. I would go under trees but they're a little shady.
  • How does ISIS cool down in the summer time? In a blow up pool
  • I watched a documentary about the 1936 summer Olympics in Berlin It seemed like a wonderful event, but it made me uneasy every time the officials said, "Let's make this a good, clean race."
  • The only time my car goes 0-100 real fast. Is when it's sitting in broad daylight on a summer day.
  • Why do kids like summer vacation so much? It's the only time they will ever get to experience a classless society
  • It's almost summer! Time for Americans to start getting bleach body ready
  • You know the best part about summer time? No school shootings.
  • Had a lot of fun the Renaissance fair last summer with the wife. I had a great time riding her in to battle!
  • Why do programmers hate summer so much? Because it's the buggiest time of the year

Summer Kid Jokes

Here is a list of funny summer kid jokes and even better summer kid puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call summer camp for unvaccinated kids? Cemeteries.
  • I want to start a summer program for kids with A.D.D. I call it "Concentration Camp"
  • I have a great idea for a place for kids to go in the summer where they can meditate and relax These Concentration Camps are going to be huge!
  • My wife said I was a neglectful father. So I told my kid I would take him to a summer camp. Now I get a free ride back to guatemala and my wife can take it up with Trump from now on.
  • Where do Jewish kids go in the summer to learn to study better? Concentration camp
  • A kid was sent to a French summer camp program that lasted three weeks. It was called Vingt In the Sun
  • OC Kid's joke... What do you get when you cross a loon (bird) with a common summer pest? A Loon-a-tick
  • I don't like the idea of sending kids to camps over the summer. Especially concentration camps.
  • So my uncle is starting a summer camp... It's for kids about to be molested.
  • Math Poor kid asks his dad: "Are we going on holiday this summer?" Dad replies: "50% yes, 100% no."

Summer Holiday Jokes

Here is a list of funny summer holiday jokes and even better summer holiday puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • On his Summer holiday, the insomniac couldn't contain his excitement anymore - "Guys... ...it's only one more sleep till Christmas!"
  • The main thing I want this holiday season is for someone to wake me when it's over.
  • Last summer holiday I went to Iraq for vacation..... I was so scared Iran
  • What do Americans call the summer holidays? Ceasefire
  • Where does Santa go on his summer holidays? h**... h**... h**... Hobart.
Summer joke, Where does Santa go on his summer holidays?

Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious Summer Jokes and Friends

What funny jokes about summer you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean season jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make summer prank.

Is your name Summer? ‘Coz you're HOT!

Two conjoined twins walks into a pub

The bartender is amazed: "You're not from around here"
The siamese on the left side:"No, we're french, every summer, we come to the UK, rent a car and start a road trip"
"So, you really seem to like the country?"
"Not that much, but once a year, my brother can drive".

Dating in 1962

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1962 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue.
He arrived at her house and rang the bell.
"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in.
"Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?"
"Iced tea, please," Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea.
"So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked.
"Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop,
maybe take a walk on the beach..."
"Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.
"Uh...really?" Fred replied, with raised eyebrows.
"Oh, yes!" the mother continued. "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!"
"Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous.
"Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"
"Well, thanks for the tip," Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.
A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse
and full circle skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.
"Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left.
Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house
and slammed the front door behind her.
"The Twist, Mom!" she angrily yelled at her mother. "The d**... dance is called the Twist!

Ol' Merl & Ethel

Ol' Merl & Ethel were sitting on the porch, enjoying the summer breeze. Suddenly, Ethel reaches over and smacks poor ol' Merl right out of his chair. "What was that for?" he exclaims. "That's for being such a lousy lover all these years." Well, Merl gets back in his chair, sits quietly for a while, then reaches over and smacks Ethel right back. "And what was that for?" Ol' Merl drawls, "That's for knowing the difference."

My parents once sent me abroad for the summer

I didn't learn a thing from her.

Now that Benedict XVI is out of work...

...like all good celebs, he's releasing a fragrance. Expect to see Popepourri on the shelves this summer.

Score! I just landed my summer job for this year - working at the zoo, circumsizing elephants

They said the hourly pay isn't great, but the tips are ENORMOUS!

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

Penguin experiencing car trouble

Hot summer day and Mr. Penguin's car breaks down. Takes it to the body shop, and Joe Mechanic tells him to give him half an hour to look it over, and then come back.
To kill some time, Mr. Penguin goes to the local ice cream parlor. After finishing his tasty, frosty treat, he goes back to the body shop.
"Well," says the mechanic, "looks like you blew a seal."
"No no," says the penguin -- "It's just ice cream."

What will the neighbors think?

With summer getting sunnier a woman asks her husband:
"What do you think: should I go sunbathing in the n**... in the backyard?"
The husband just shrugs and says:"Do as you like."
The woman replies: "What do you think the neighbors will say if they see me sunbathing like that?"
The husband replies:"They'll probably think I married you for the money."

r**... son Jedidiah returns from college for the summer

He hops on a plane and arrives at the airport where his dad is waiting on him.
Daddy: Hey, Jed! Good to have ya back in town.
Jedidiah: Glad to be back, daddy.
Daddy: So tell me. What did ya learn there at college?
Jed racks his brain and decides on his memory.
Jedidiah: Pi r^2
Daddy: What are they teaching you in college? Pie are round!

Hygienic!

Two girls were walking down the sidewalk on a hot summer day. They come upon this old lady sitting on steps in front of her house eating watermelon. They notice that she wasn`t wearing any p**.... So they ask her if its cooler without wearing any p**....
She said, "I don't know if it's cooler but sure keeps the flies off the watermelon.

Humpty Dumpty had a good Summer...

But he had a *great* Fall!

Foreplay

After the first week of s**... education class, a young shapely teen stormed out of the room after the class was over. Encountering a female friend in the hall, the friend asked, "Lori, what in the world is the matter with you? You look as if you're about to kill someone." "I am !!!" Lori fumed. "You just wait until I catch up with that Dennis. All summer long, that clown had me convinced that 'foreplay' involved tossing a coin for position."

Honey, I just won the lottery!

-- Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack some suitcases!
-- That's fantastic! Should I pack summer or winter clothing?
-- I don't care, but I want you gone by tomorrow!

Asked my black friend if he wanted to go on a cruise..

I just asked my black friend if he wanted to go on a cruise this summer. He said his ancestors made that same mistake and he's not falling for it.

I was planning on taking my little girls to the start of summer village fair today, but its raining, windy and cold so we decided not to go.

May weather won.

A Rabbi and a Priest were having a picnic

A Rabbi and a Priest were having a picnic on a really hot summer day and wanted to dip in the river to cool off. They had not thought to bring bathing suits, so decided to skinny dip instead.
The river was flowing rapidly and both clergy were washed a short distance downstream before getting out. After climbing out of the river they had just started to make a run for it to get to their clothes, when many members of their congregation came into view.
The Priest covered his privates with his hands and put on a burst of speed, but the Rabbi covered his face instead. "What are you doing?" the Priest asked. "I don't know about you," the Rabbi answered, "but my congregants recognize me by my face."

Pavlov's birds

An MIT student spent an entire summer going to the Harvard football field every day wearing a black and white striped shirt, walking up and down the field for ten or fifteen minutes throwing birdseed all over the field, blowing a whistle and then walking off the field. At the end of the summer, it came time for the first Harvard home football team, the referee walked onto the field and blew the whistle, and the game had to be delayed for a half hour to wait for the birds to get off of the field. The guy wrote his thesis on this, and graduated.

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

To make up for a lousy summer!

This and That are both on summer break.

That is heading to Florida. This has plans to travel somewhere, but he won't give me the details.
i have no idea where this is going

Summer was especially good this year in Canada... If I recall correctly it was a friday

I vacationed at a nudist colony this past summer...

the first few days were the hardest.

Here's one for you recent graduates.

A college grad decides to get a job at a hardware store for the summer. He shows up on his first day of work and his boss hands him a broom.
"Here, your first task is to sweep out all the aisles. After that, I'll show you where the rest of the cleaning supplies are."
The grad looks at the broom and says to his boss, "I don't think you understand, I'm a college graduate."
His boss replies, "Oh, no problem. I can show you how to use a broom."

A reporter is looking for someone to interview at the Summer Olympics

He sees a man carrying a twelve-foot pole and asks, "Excuse me, are you a pole vaulter?"
The man replies, "No, I'm German. But how did you know my name is Walter?"

Okay, I thought this up on the way to work this morning and I'm like 40% sure it's original.

What did one patch of moss say to the other when asked what he thought of the summer weather?
He said: "I'm lichen it so far!"
Now you're allowed to laugh, if you'd like.

During the summer, a kid started a yard work business....

...After several weeks his mother noticed he was becoming more and more depressed. She asked her son, "why are you so blue lately, your business is doing great"?
The son replied, "Mow money mow problems".

I asked my English friend what his favourite summer accessory is.

He said, "Clouds."

What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

I was reading an article that said alligators aren't mating this summer

Scientists blamed it on reptile dysfunction

You heard about the guy that added 3, 20, and 46?

The Summer of 69

What's Irish and comes out in summer?

p**... O'Furniture

What do you call it when Shakespeare has a w**...?

Mid summer Night's cream

Do you know what drastically goes down during the summer?

School shootings.

It's been a few weeks since the last school shooting.

Oh, it's summer.

My deaf-mute postman has such a tough job. He starts work at 3am. In summer he gets attacked by dogs and in winter he has to brave through sub-zero temperatures. But in spite of all this....

I've never heard him complain

As a spectator at the last Summer Olympics, I saw a guy walking around carrying a 10 foot long stick...

"Are you a pole vaulter?" I asked.
"No," he responded. "I'm a German. But how did you know my name is Walter?"

I Heard Minnesota Residents Are Very Excited.

Rumor is going around that summer may fall on a weekend this year.

As a summer job I would work for the circus, my job was to circumcise the elephants...

The pay wasn't that good, but the tips were HUGE

I want to die like my uncle.

Lighting a cigarette enjoying the cool summer breeze.
Not like the people around him yelling and screaming that he shouldn't do that while pumping his gas.

The four seasons were arguing about which of them was the best…

Winter boasts, "Well, you can build snowmen and the snow is so beautiful!"
Spring laughs, "Well sure, but come springtime, everything is so fresh and new! All the new flowers, it can't get much better than that!"
Summer rays, "Yes, but I am undoubtably the overall best season! Girls in bikinis, ice cream, nice weather. You can't top that!"
Autumn ~ *-leaves-*

Due to COVID-19, this was the first year I could not go to Switzerland for my summer vacation

Otherwise it's due to the lack of money.

Burned my lips kissing my vehicle on a hot summer day.

Kar-muah is a b**....

Why is gay pride held in summer?

Because pride always comes before a fall

A businessman went into the office and found an inexperienced handyman painting the walls.

The handyman was wearing two heavy parkas on a hot summer day.
Thinking this was a little strange, the businessman asked the handyman why he was wearing the parkas on such a hot day.
The handyman showed him the instructions on the can of paint. They read: For best results, put on two coats.

I heard Humpty Dumpty had a great summer...

But he had a horrible fall!

What's the difference between a spring roll and a summer roll?

Seasoning

Being deemed an "essential worker"

Is like being condemned to summer school while the rest of the students are off.

The Lone Ranger stops for a drink

The lone ranger and Tonto ride into town one hot, summer day. The Lone Ranger's horse is looking overheated so the Lone Ranger tells Tonto to run around in circles fanning the horse off.
Sometime later a cowboy walks into the saloon and asks "Who's horse is that out there with the silver saddle?"
"That would be me," says the Lone Ranger. "Well you left your i**... running."

Of course trump will challenge the results. He will not take no for an answer.

Just ask Ivana trump, Jill hearth, Jean carrol, summer zervos, alva Johnson, Jessica leeds, Kristen Anderson, Lisa boyne, Cathy heller, temple McDowell, Amy dorris, Karena Virginia, karen Johnson, mindy mcgillivary, Jennifer Murphy, Rachael crooks, Natasha stoynoff, juillet huddy, Jessica drake, ninni laaksonen, Cassandra searless, Mariah billado, Victoria Hughes, Bridget Sullivan, Tasha Dixon, and Samantha holvey.

Last summer I traveled to Paris with a buddy of mine. I suggested we could visit one of the famous parisian brothels, but he decided to spend the evening reading his philosophy books.

He really put Descartes before the w**....

Bees and flowers

As little Johnny had become increasingly interested in the girls over the summer, his mom told his dad he should talk to his son about the flowers and bees and such. Dad obligingly took Johnny fishing, and as they sat quietly by the water, he asked:
So Johnny, you remember last time we went fishing, right?
I sure do, dad!
And you remember those girls we met, right?
Of course!
Well, what we did to them, the bees do to the flowers as well.

"Knock knock!"

who's there?
"You!"
You who?
"YooHoo Big summer blow out!"

Summer joke, "Knock knock!"

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