Summer Holiday Jokes
7 summer holiday jokes and hilarious summer holiday puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about summer holiday that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Great Summer Holiday Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What is a good summer holiday joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Going to Greece on holiday
So I was planning on going to Greece on holiday this summer, I call the hotel to make a reservation, the guy says it's a nice hotel, close to the beach, a nice swimming pool and that it's going to be 3000 Euros. I tell them that's a bit too much for my budget and they said I can rent it for 60 Euros/month if I don't want to buy it.
On his Summer holiday, the insomniac couldn't contain his excitement anymore - "Guys...
...it's only one more sleep till Christmas!"
The main thing I want this holiday season is for someone to wake me when it's over.
Crab lice on holidays
Two crab lice agree to meet on the beach in Florida for Summer holidays. One already being there, the other arrives all shivering.
"Why are you shivering?" asks the first.
The second answers: "I arrived in a motorcyclist moustache... I alsmost froze to death..."
" That's s**...," says the first, "do like I do. Climb up a stewardesses leg, stay in here croch and you'll be here in no time, nice an cosy."
Next year, they meet again. The second one is shivering again, saying :
" I did what you said... I climbed up a stewardesses leg and lay down at her croch. It was so warm and cosy, I fell asleep. Once I woke up, I was in a motorcyclists moustache again..."
Where does Santa go on his summer holidays?
h**... h**... h**... Hobart.
Last summer holiday I went to Iraq for vacation.....
I was so scared Iran
What do Americans call the summer holidays?
Ceasefire
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