Summer Camp Jokes

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My dad owns 4 tents which he uses for camping

He uses all 4 at different times of the year, and each one is based on 1 of 4 different musical genres.

In spring he uses the jazz tent, in summer he uses the pop tent, in autumn he uses the classical tent….

But now is the winter of our disco tent.

Germany opens a summer school for kids with ADD

Its a concentration camp

Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.

I started a summer camp for kids with add/adhd to teach them to manage their symptoms.

It didn't do so well, people kept telling me Concentration Camp was a bad name.

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Where do German parents send their children with ADD for the Summer?

Concentration Camp

I opened up a summer camp for kids with adhd.

Although I regret calling it a concentration camp.

I'm thinking about opening a summer camp for jewish kids with adhd and dyslexia, I'm gonna call it Concentration camp.

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My wife

Not many of you know that my wife was bitten by a rattlesnake over the summer, while we were camping. After two days of horrible, writhing agony, the snake died.

Why do Jews stay home during the summer?

They don't like going to camps.

I wanted to open up a summer camp for kids with learning disabilities

apparently people think calling it a concentration camp is wrong

Where do you send someone with ADHD for summer?

A concentration camp.

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Where do parents send their ADHD children during the summer?

Concentration camps

What do you call a summer resort for helping kids with ADHD?

A concentration camp.

The oldest one I could think of on a Monday morning:

Where do cantaloupes go during the summer?

John Cougar's Melon Camp.

My mom wanted to send me to a program last summer for people with ADHD...

It was called a Concentration Camp.

My summer camp, which was all about focus and blocking out distractions, did really poorly this year

Apparently no one wants to go to a concentration camp

Summer Camp joke, My summer camp, which was all about focus and blocking out distractions, did really poorly this year

Where do cantaloupes go in the summer?

To John Cougar's Mellon Camp

Once, at an all boys summer camp, I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up my pillow was gone. But that's not what freaked me out...

...the night before that I dreamed I was in a hotdog eating contest.

Did you hear about the German summer camp where they gave all the kids adderall?

It turned into a concentration camp

What do you call summer camp for unvaccinated kids?


What is a plastic surgeon's favorite activity at summer camp?

arts and grafts.

I want to start a summer program for kids with A.D.D.

I call it "Concentration Camp"

A blonde, brunette, and a red head go to summer camp and they can only bring one thing..

The red head brings a deck of cards, to keep herself entertained.

The brunette brings her homework, to get it done and live stress free.

The blonde brings a car door, so she can roll down her window if she gets hot.

What kind of summer camp would a toilet, a mountain lion, and a cantaloupe all go to?

A John Cougar Melon Camp

I have a great idea for a place for kids to go in the summer where they can meditate and relax

These Concentration Camps are going to be huge!

My wife got mad when I told her I found a place that would help our son with ADHD over the summer

It was a concentration camp

Summer Camp joke, My wife got mad when I told her I found a place that would help our son with ADHD over the summer

My wife said I was a neglectful father. So I told my kid I would take him to a summer camp.

Now I get a free ride back to Guatemala and my wife can take it up with Trump from now on.

My son went to camouflage camp last summer.

We never saw him again.

Where do Jewish kids go in the summer to learn to study better?

Concentration camp

A kid was sent to a French summer camp program that lasted three weeks.

It was called Vingt In the Sun

Son and Dad $$$

Son is away for the summer in a camp. He runs out of pocket money so he writes to his dad:

No money
No fun
Your son

Dads response:

How sad
Very bad
Your dad

What's a Jew's least favorite thing about summer?

Going to camp.

Every summer I go to Grammar Camp

we discuss creative ideas and pitch our new tense.

I need help thinking of a joke involving supernatural creatures

It needs to be a one or two liner, no knock knock jokes or riddles.

Context: I'm working at a summer camp and my call sign is Ghost. Tomorrow morning at the assembly, I'm going up and giving some world news (spoofs, not actual news). I want to say "hey guys, I'm Ghost with all your *other*worldly news", but I'm having trouble thinking of what to say after that. Any ideas would be great.

I'm only half Jewish when it comes to summer camp

I went to day camp not overnight

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