Summer Break Jokes
13 summer break jokes and hilarious summer break puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about summer break that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Summer Break Short Jokes
Short summer break jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The summer break humour may include short summer vacation jokes also.
- This and That are both on summer break. That is heading to Florida. This has plans to travel somewhere, but he won't give me the details.
i have no idea where this is going - How did the summer solstice break a world record? It went the longest day without taking a nap!
- I am almost completely Irish ....in fact, all summer when I was on my college break I thought to myself "Irish I was drinking right now."
- Breaking News: Russian Roulette to make a comeback in the Tokyo 2020 Summer Olympics. Is this at least kinda funny? Asking for a friend...
- Why are more black people run over in winter than in summer? The breaking distance is longer on snow.
- Bryan Cranston and Brad Pitt are both staring in a new movie about the life of inmates in Guantanamo Bay Out this summer: "Breaking Brad"
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Summer Break One Liners
Which summer break one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with summer break? I can suggest the ones about spring break and summer time.
- Where do admins go for summer break? Banned camp.
- America has figured out a way to stop school shootings It's called "Summer Break"
Summer Break Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about summer break you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean summer kid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make summer break pranks.
Make a sentence with Defence, Defeat and Detail...
Little Johnny was back from his summer break where he'd toured the Italian countryside.
The language teacher wanting to spur grey matter in the classroom asked the children to make a sentence with defence, defeat and detail.
After a few minutes of silence Little Johnny raised his hand and hesitantly spoke:
"Well... de horse jumped over de fence and de feet got tangled in de tail..."
Penguin experiencing car trouble
Hot summer day and Mr. Penguin's car breaks down. Takes it to the body shop, and Joe Mechanic tells him to give him half an hour to look it over, and then come back.
To kill some time, Mr. Penguin goes to the local ice cream parlor. After finishing his tasty, frosty treat, he goes back to the body shop.
"Well," says the mechanic, "looks like you blew a seal."
"No no," says the penguin -- "It's just ice cream."
A penguin is driving through town on a hot summer day.
Unfortunately, his car breaks down and he's forced to take it to a mechanic. The mechanic says "I'll have a look, just go do something for a bit and come back. I'll let you know what I find when you get back."
So, with some time to kill the penguin goes across the road to get some ice cream. Due to the heat, the ice cream melts fast while the penguin tries to eat it. He makes an awful mess, all over his flappers and beak.
He goes back to the mechanic when he's done his ice cream and the mechanic says "Looks like you just a blew a seal"
"Oh no I was just eating some ice cream"