Summary Jokes
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Short summary jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The summary humour may include short description jokes also.
- And now, two guys bonding over their star sign as well as a short summary of The Fault in out Stars "Cancer?"
"Cancer." - I told my friend he should read this book about the Hokey Pokey. He said he'd rather just read the summary. I asked him why, and he said "that's what it's all about."
- I saw a synopsis and some abstracts shot down in a hail of bullet points. I guess it was a summary execution.
- Summary of all famous dancing movies. You better step up and save the last dance before you get served stomping the yard, honey.
- A teacher, in an attempt to get more enthusiasm from her students, asked them to write a summary of a baseball game. Within minutes, the first one was handed in. It read, "Rain. No game today."
- I started a short plot summary for Back To The Future years ago and I finally finished today! It's about time.
- A brief summary of Indian traffic rules Red means go and Green means go faster.
credit - madrascalcutta - What do you call a short summary of the Holocaust? Schindler's Jist.
PS. Credit to my younger brother on this one. - A short summary of every Jewish Holiday: "They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat."
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Summary One Liners
Which summary one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with summary? I can suggest the ones about review and notes.
- What do you call a hot synopsis? A summary
- What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common? They're both summary!
- Summary of Europe in eight words You didn't do anything about these corrupt men.
Fun-Filled Summary Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about summary you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean profile jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make summary pranks.
So the 2017 World Chess Championships are being held in Iran. There's going to be some rule changes:
Queens won't be able to move without the king's permission, and bishops will face summary execution for spreading the word of the false prophet
A summary of the world's religions
Catholicism: s**... happens.
Protestantism: Let this s**... happen to someone else.
Judaism: Why does this s**... always happen to us?
Hinduism: This s**... has happened before.
Confucianism: Confucius says "s**... happens"
Rastafarianism: Let's roll up this s**... and smoke it.
Please add your own.
My wife is a paralegal and said there's no such thing as "paralegal jokes," here's my attempt: How many paralegals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Four. One to screw in the bulb, one to log the bulb paperwork into the system, one to draft a summary on the changing of the bulb, and one to submit a report confirming the other two submitted their reports.
Gandhi, as you know, would walk barefoot everywhere...
...and as a result he developed these massive callouses on his feet. He would also fast, from time to time. Because of this lack of food his bones became extremely brittle. It would also give him hallucinations from time to time. Finally, Gandhi never really had the time to clean his teeth and he became cursed with really bad breath.
In summary, Gandhi was a super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.
