The Best 5 Summa Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Summa jokes. There are some summa jorge jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these summa laude puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Summa Jokes and Puns

A summary of the world's religions

Catholicism: Shit happens.
Protestantism: Let this shit happen to someone else.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Confucianism: Confucius says "Shit happens"
Rastafarianism: Let's roll up this shit and smoke it.

Please add your own.

Summary of all famous dancing movies.

You better step up and save the last dance before you get served stomping the yard, honey.

How do you summarize a bawdy song?

Per verse.

A brief summary of Indian traffic rules

Red means go and Green means go faster.
credit - madrascalcutta

My wife graduated first in her class at culinary school

She graduated Summa Con Queso.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the summa philosophy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working summa gurl piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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