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28 summ jokes and hilarious summ puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about summ that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short summ jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The summ humour may include short summary jokes also.

  1. I ordered the special at a gay Chinese restaurant... The first course was the cream of summ yun g**...

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about summ can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of summ puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Comical & Quirky Summ Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about summ you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean zoo jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make summ prank.

How's y'all's summer bods looking?

Mines looking like I have a great personality.

For my summer job, I worked at the zoo, circumsizing elephants

The pay wasn't great, but the tips were enormous!

This and That are both on summer break.

That is heading to Florida. This has plans to travel somewhere, but he won't give me the details.
i have no idea where this is going

Summer was especially good this year in Canada... If I recall correctly it was a friday

As a summer job I would work for the circus, my job was to circumcise the elephants...

The pay wasn't that good, but the tips were HUGE

During the summer a local police station developed a mosquito problem

They deployed the swat team.

During the summer, a kid started a yard work business....

...After several weeks his mother noticed he was becoming more and more depressed. She asked her son, "why are you so blue lately, your business is doing great"?
The son replied, "Mow money mow problems".

Last summer I rode a dolphin on accident.

Usually it's on porpoise.

Last summer I traveled to Paris with a buddy of mine. I suggested we could visit one of the famous parisian brothels, but he decided to spend the evening reading his philosophy books.

He really put Descartes before the w**....

It is Summer - down at the beach today a guy was yelling "Help, shark, HELP"!!

I had to laugh because I know for a fact that the shark was not going to help him...

A summary of the world's religions

Catholicism: s**... happens.
Protestantism: Let this s**... happen to someone else.
Judaism: Why does this s**... always happen to us?
Hinduism: This s**... has happened before.
Confucianism: Confucius says "s**... happens"
Rastafarianism: Let's roll up this s**... and smoke it.

Please add your own.

Last summer I started smoking

It was all Dunhill from there

My summer camp, which was all about focus and blocking out distractions, did really poorly this year

Apparently no one wants to go to a concentration camp

My summer job

So last year I had a job m**... on webcams for money. My stage name was The Helpful Tool because I always came in handy.

My summer job in high school involves getting up at 1 in the morning with a glass of water and a paintbrush.

It isn't very high paying, but I make dew.

One summer, I worked as an assistant to an one-armed typist.

It was shift work.

Summer weather is like a terrible dating profile...

"24 but feels like 36."

Last summer I planned to elope with my Cherokee fiancé

but she had her reservations.

It's almost summer!

Time for Americans to start getting bleach body ready

This summer was driving down the highway when it saw police lights flashing in its rear view window...

It, being the good summer it is, pulls over and the cop approaches its car window. The officer leans in and says, Summer, do you know fast you were going?
Summer, without hesitation, lights a cigarette and puffs, I don't know, Sir. Too fast?

Summary of all famous dancing movies.

You better step up and save the last dance before you get served stomping the yard, honey.

Why is summer the worst season for programmers?

Because it's filled with bugs.

So summer is coming up and i think I'm in good enough shape to pull off a two piece.

The hardest part is just chasing her down.

A Summer Party

One summer day a family was having a party, nothing unusual.
Until a line started to develop, the neighbors saw and decided to walk over. They asked, "What is this line for?"
The host responded, "This is the punch line."

It' summer time, you know what that means...

No more school shootings for 2 months

How do you summarize a b**... song?

Per verse.

Summer body wasn't ready..

But winter body is good to go!

On his Summer holiday, the insomniac couldn't contain his excitement anymore - "Guys...

...it's only one more sleep till Christmas!"

Summ joke, On his Summer holiday, the insomniac couldn't contain his excitement anymore - "Guys...

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The impact of these summ jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.