Sum Ting Jokes
25 sum ting jokes and hilarious sum ting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sum ting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sum Ting Short Jokes
Short sum ting jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sum ting humour may include short ting jokes also.
- After years of trying a Chinese couple, the Wong's, finally get pregnant. With much anticipation Mrs. Wong delivers a beautiful Hispanic baby boy.. Mr. Wong names him Sum Ting.
- A chinese couple moves to Africa and the woman soon becomes pregnant. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a half African and half Chinese baby. The man names the baby Sum Ting Wong.
- This is Ima Singin, I am really offended by this joke.
There is Sum Ting Wong with your sense of humor if you think thats funny - Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a r**... baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong.
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Sum Ting One Liners
Which sum ting one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sum ting? I can suggest the ones about tang and ding.
- What did the Chinese couple call their black baby? Sum Ting Wong
- What do 2 Chinese people call their black child Sum ting wong
- A Chinese couple have a black baby. They name him Sum Ting Wong.
- What do you call Chinese baby with one big eye and one small eye? Sum Ting Wong
- 3 years ago an Asianic plane crashed. The news station told me there was Sum Ting Wong...
- What do you call an autistic Asian kid? Sum Ting Wong
- So an Asian couple have a black baby Q: What do they name it?
A: Sum-Ting Wong - What do you call a disabled Asian? Sum Ting Wong.
- What did the asian parents call their r**... son? Sum ting wong
Sum Ting Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about sum ting you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tent jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sum ting pranks.
A chinese couple, new parents, visit their doctor. "We're a little concerned about our son", the mother says...
..."He looks, well, caucasian!". The doctor has a look and agrees. " I see what you mean. Two wongs don't make a white". The parents nod. "By the way, what's his name?". The doctor asks. The father replies "Sum Ting Wong".
Learn Chinese in five minutes joke
It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?
Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
See me A.S.A.P. - k**... Hia Nao
s**... Man - Dum g**...
Are you harboring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding?
Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?
Your price is too high!! - No Bai De Thing!!
Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat
I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?
That was an unauthorized execution - Lin Ching
This is a tow away zone. - No Pah King
Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not very bright - Yu So Dum
I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
I got this for free - Ai No Pei
Please, stay a while longer. - Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was scheduled for next week. - Wai Yu k**... Nao
They have arrived - Hia Dei k**...
Stay out of sight - Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
That’s not right - Sum Ting Wong
7 mildly offensive jokes
**What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? **
A speech impediment.
**What's the Cuban National Anthem? **
Row row row your boat.
**What's the fastest way to a man's heart? **
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
**Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had a r**... baby? **
They named him Sum Ting Wong.
**Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking? **
Because those men already have boyfriends.
**What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? **
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
**What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? **
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.