Sultanate Jokes
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Funniest Sultanate Short Jokes
Short sultanate jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sultanate humour may include short jokes also.
- We used to have empires ruled by emperors, kingdoms ruled by kings and sultanates ruled by sultans. Now we have countries....
- A Saudi king let me juice up my phone with his portable power source. I was charged with a Sultan battery.
- What did the Ottoman General say to the Sultan after the Battle of Vienna? "Sir, we must retreat! We're Otto-men!"
- Why did the Sultan leave his job at Mattress City? He was already a manager at Ottoman Empire
- What's the difference between Sultan, King and President in the Arab world? There is no difference
- My Job Interview. I was interviewed today by a Far East Sultan to be a e**... to guard his h**... of 365 women.
Alas, the Sultan told me I wasn't cut out for the job.
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Sultanate One Liners
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- what is an Arabic ruler's favorite flavor of potato chips? Sultan vinegar.
- What was the Ottoman Empire's main export? Sultan pepper
- Did you guys hear what the sultan was charged with? A sultan battery.
- What do you get charged with if you take a 9 V from the ruler of Oman? A sultans battery
- What did the General say to the Sultan when they lost the battle? "Sir, we're Otto-men!"
- So Sultan Kösen walks into a bar...
- So I just found out what indias favourite flavour crisps are apparently it's sultan shake
- Who was the most famous vegetarian Sultan? SALADin!
- What did the queen say to the demanding sultan? Stop insultan me!
- So an Arabian Prince was arrested today... He was caught a sultan.
Sultanate Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about sultanate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sultanate pranks.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and a p**... go to Saudi Arabia
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and a p**... go to Saudi Arabia. They decide to start drinking and somehow get caught. the go to see the Sultan for their punishment. The Sultan says "You're lucky today. I'm feeling nice today and I will only give you 50 lashes and you can choose to put anything on your back."
The Englishman chooses a pillow and the pillow takes 6 lashes and he gets the rest on the back.
The Scotsman goes next. he chooses a barrel top. The barrel top takes 25 and he takes the rest to the back.
The p**... goes last and being an honest man, says "You know, Sultan, the drinking was my idea."
the sultan is surprised by his honesty but says "I appreciate your honesty but since you started it, you shall get 250 lashes"
the Irishman had the Englishman strapped to his back.