The Funniest Sultan Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
what is an Arabic ruler's favorite flavor of potato chips?
Sultan vinegar.
What was the Ottoman Empire's main export?
Sultan pepper
A Saudi king let me juice up my phone with his portable power source.
I was charged with a Sultan battery.
Did you guys hear what the sultan was charged with?
A sultan battery.
What did the Ottoman General say to the Sultan after the Battle of Vienna?
"Sir, we must retreat! We're Otto-men!"
Why did Mr Sultana leave Mrs Sultana
Because he was sick of raisin' kids
Why did the Sultan leave his job at Mattress City?
He was already a manager at Ottoman Empire
My Job Interview.
I was interviewed today by a Far East Sultan to be a e**... to guard his h**... of 365 women.
Alas, the Sultan told me I wasn't cut out for the job.
What did the General say to the Sultan when they lost the battle?
"Sir, we're Otto-men!"
So Sultan Kösen walks into a bar...
So I just found out what indias favourite flavour crisps are
apparently it's sultan shake
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