Sultan Jokes

This article discusses humorous stories and jokes that involve Tipu Sultan and other nobles of the 18th century. Learn about the legendary Sultan's adventures as well as how his guard, Mohammad, reacts to these stories. Enjoy a light-hearted take on a historical figure beloved by many.

The Funniest Sultan Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

what is an Arabic ruler's favorite flavor of potato chips?

Sultan vinegar.

What was the Ottoman Empire's main export?

Sultan pepper

A Saudi king let me juice up my phone with his portable power source.

I was charged with a Sultan battery.

Did you guys hear what the sultan was charged with?

A sultan battery.

What did the Ottoman General say to the Sultan after the Battle of Vienna?

"Sir, we must retreat! We're Otto-men!"

Why did Mr Sultana leave Mrs Sultana

Because he was sick of raisin' kids

Why did the Sultan leave his job at Mattress City?

He was already a manager at Ottoman Empire

My Job Interview.

I was interviewed today by a Far East Sultan to be a e**... to guard his h**... of 365 women.

Alas, the Sultan told me I wasn't cut out for the job.

What did the General say to the Sultan when they lost the battle?

"Sir, we're Otto-men!"

So Sultan KΓΆsen walks into a bar...

So I just found out what indias favourite flavour crisps are

apparently it's sultan shake

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