The Best 5 Sulphuric Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sulphuric jokes. There are some sulphuric johnny jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sulphuric hydroxide puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sulphuric Jokes and Puns

Sodium Chloride and Sulphuric Acid were in jail

Turns out they were in for assault and battery

Students are smart

Chemistry Professor: Now, class, here I have a beaker of H2SO4, and here I have a gold ring. Suppose I drop the ring into the sulphuric acid. Will the gold dissolve?

Student: No

Professor: Good. And will you please tell us why not?

Student: If it would dissolve, you wouldn't put it in.

Sodium chloride and sulphuric acid were arrested...

They were charged with assault and battery

A man decided to try and cure his acne with sulphuric acid

It was a pore decision...

There's only one thing worse than Sulphuric Acid

Sulfurious acid.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sulphuric sizzle jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sulphuric chlorine piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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