Following is our collection of funny Sulphur jokes. There are some sulphur arsenic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sulphur sulphuric puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
OH SNaP
now im full of calcium, sulphur and hydrogen, but got no money
I was in church one Sunday when suddenly there was a flash of light, a puff of smoke, and the stench of sulphur. When the smoke cleared, there was the Devil standing in our midst. Everyone ran for the doors, but I just stayed in my seat.
The Devil said, "You know who I am, boy?"
"Yeah, i know you by your stink "
"Then why aren't you afraid of me?
I said, "Shit, i been married to you sister for 30 years."
Sulphur trioxide
Rhenium Phosphorus Oxygen Sulphur Tennessine
Flourine Uranium Carbon Potassium
Yttrium Oxygen Uranium
Arsenic Sulphur Tungsten Iodine Phosphorus Einsteinium
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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sulphur boron jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working sulphur sulfur piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.