The Best 5 Sulphur Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sulphur jokes. There are some sulphur arsenic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sulphur sulphuric puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sulphur Jokes and Puns

Oxygen, helium, sulphur, sodium and phosphorus walk in to a bar...


My mother pushed me to become a chemist, she said i would be rich

now im full of calcium, sulphur and hydrogen, but got no money

What starts with su , ends with ide , and can be lethal?

Sulphur trioxide

All of the chemistry jokes on here are the same.

Rhenium Phosphorus Oxygen Sulphur Tennessine

This should be a standard response to chemistry jokes

Flourine Uranium Carbon Potassium

Yttrium Oxygen Uranium

Arsenic Sulphur Tungsten Iodine Phosphorus Einsteinium


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sulphur boron jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sulphur sulfur piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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