The Best 4 Sulfuric Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sulfuric jokes. There are some sulfuric brimstone jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sulfuric asks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sulfuric Jokes and Puns

In a chemistry class, the teacher asks a girl

- Mary, what is H2SO4?

- Oh god, this is so easy, why can't I remember, it's on the tip of my tongue.

Quickly, Johnny says:

- Then spit it out, that's sulfuric acid!

Why is a White House press statement like sulfuric acid?

They're both baseless and corrosive.

Never leave Sulfuric Acid in a metal beaker

That's an oxidant waiting to happen.

The chemistry teacher approaches Johnny.

During an oral evaluation, the chemistry teacher approaches Johnny and asks him: what's the chemical formula of sulfuric acid? johnny, taking some time to answer says: oh god mister, I have it on the tip of my tongue! the teacher, worried, immediately shouts: johnny spit it out!!!! sulfuric acid is very corrosive!!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sulfuric mary jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sulfuric h2so4 piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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