The Best 10 Sulfur Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sulfur jokes. There are some sulfur dioxide jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sulfur barium puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sulfur Jokes and Puns

Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and Phosphorus walk into a bar.

The bartender says: "OH SNaP"

A chemist walks into a bar...

He says to the bartender, "Tonight all drinks are on me!"

The bartender says to him, "you must've had a good day today, what happened?"

"I finally found a way to make a stable molecule from a barium atom, two sodium atoms, and a sulfur atom!" the chemist proudly replies.

"Wow," says the bartender, "that's BaNaNaS!"

Do you have Gold, Titanium, sulfur, and Carbon inside you? If yes.

Then you're

Au Ti S Ti C

Two chemists walk into a bar

The first chemist tells the bartender "I'll have some H2O, please." The second chemist agrees: "I'll have some H2O also, please."

The second chemist died of aluminum, sulfur, and oxygen poisoning.

Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, and carbon?

Because you're AuTiSTiC.


Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

How many periodic elements does it take to turn on a light?

Sulfur, Tungsten, Iodine, Technetium, and Hydrogen.

The phone Samsung released after the Note 7 was actually more explosive than it.

It was the Samsung Galaxy S8

p.s I know good jokes don't need explaining but this is an original lame joke. S8 is the chemical formula for Sulfur which is combustible

I am Holmium thulium einsteinium and sulfur

HoTmEsS

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?

SWAG

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sulfur uranium jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sulfur phosphorus piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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