Great Sulfur Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and Phosphorus walk into a bar.
The bartender says: "OH SNaP"
A chemist walks into a bar...
He says to the bartender, "Tonight all drinks are on me!"
The bartender says to him, "you must've had a good day today, what happened?"
"I finally found a way to make a stable molecule from a barium atom, two sodium atoms, and a sulfur atom!" the chemist proudly replies.
"Wow," says the bartender, "that's BaNaNaS!"
Do you have Gold, Titanium, sulfur, and Carbon inside you? If yes.
Then you're
Au t**... S t**... C
Two chemists walk into a bar
The first chemist tells the bartender "I'll have some H2O, please." The second chemist agrees: "I'll have some H2O also, please."
The second chemist died of aluminum, sulfur, and oxygen poisoning.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, and carbon?
Because you're AuTiSTiC.
Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?
Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.
One of my happiest memory is when I won the science fair in highschool.
I mixed charcoal, saltpetre and sulfur and blew away the competition
Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar.
OH SNaP! exclaims the bartender.
How many periodic elements does it take to turn on a light?
Sulfur, Tungsten, Iodine, Technetium, and Hydrogen.
The phone Samsung released after the Note 7 was actually more explosive than it.
It was the Samsung Galaxy S8
p.s I know good jokes don't need explaining but this is an original lame joke. S8 is the chemical formula for Sulfur which is combustible
I am Holmium thulium einsteinium and sulfur
HoTmEsS
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What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
SWAG
