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Three of my best friends and I are Jewish in a school with a total of probably 20 Jewish kids (so everyone know we are Jewish). This year for Halloween, the four of us are all going dressed in orange morph suits. If anyone asks what we are, we will simply respond with "orange juice."
Buy a deck of cards.
I'll call it "Doctors Without Boundaries"
I was standing at the bar when a girl came up to me.
"Fancy buying me a drink?" She said,
"Sure," I replied. "If you let me choose."
"Okay," she grinned. "But how will you know what I want?"
"Well, it's kind of a talent," I smiled. "All I do is look a girl up and down and I know exactly what drink suits her best."
"Okay," she giggled. "You can choose for me."
So I turned to the barman and said, "Diet coke, mate."
A Rabbi and a Priest were having a picnic on a really hot summer day and wanted to dip in the river to cool off. They had not thought to bring bathing suits, so decided to skinny dip instead.
The river was flowing rapidly and both clergy were washed a short distance downstream before getting out. After climbing out of the river they had just started to make a run for it to get to their clothes, when many members of their congregation came into view.
The Priest covered his privates with his hands and put on a burst of speed, but the Rabbi covered his face instead. "What are you doing?" the Priest asked. "I don't know about you," the Rabbi answered, "but my congregants recognize me by my face."
If you know what I mean ;)
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Because they are Russin'
A Curtis-y flush
Speedos !
Because they are always RUSSIAN to places.
thanks
One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.
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It's gonna be called "The Devil Wears Pant Suits"
Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.
Cause they are more kampfy
I think it really *suits* me.
It was fake nudes.
They always have the best suits.
Huckabee, asking the tough questions: "So we've seen you in your stylish golf clothes on the course, and your sharp bespoke suits when you are at work, but the American people want to know what the president really wears, boxers or briefs?"
trump: "Depends..."
Huckabee: "Depends on what, your mood, the situation, if Malania is around?"
trump: "No, just Depends."
I said, "But I think it suits me."
Master: "It's fine... she's not here"
Maid: "B-but!"
Master: "This dress suits me better doesn't it?"
Mr Trump turns to Queen Elizabeth and says "I want to be a King."
Liz says "Ahh but you do not have a kingdom."
Don says "What about a prince?"
Liz says "Ahh but you do not have a principality."
Don says "A duke then?"
Liz says "Ahh but you do not have a duchy."
Don asks "Well what can I be?"
Liz says "Well I think a country suits you well."
Birthday suits and lawsuits
With patches all over their suits telling us who their sponsors are.
Buy a deck of cards!
It suits me right down to the ground! :D
but it didn't stand up in court.
It suits me.
I'm still trying to get a refund from those heartless bastards.
The salesman obliges and gives him some options. The customer, however, hates all the options and after an hour of trying them on, throws the suits down in disgust. These are all terrible! , he cries.
Exasperated, the salesman throws his hands in the air and says, Fine, suit yourself!
He was a small arms dealer.
Netflix US.
I went late in the order, and my suit didn't fit, so I had to change into a different suit. That one fit, so I went to the bathroom to change out of it. In between taking my dress pants off and putting my regular pants off there was a fire drill.
It really caught me with my pants down.
This actually happened to me.
The Priest says: "I'll have the pork, it always suits me well". The rabbi says: "That is forbidden for me! I'll have the beef, but no dairy". The whale says: ooooEEEEEEEEaaaayyyyyuuuuuuaaaaaa eeeeooOOOOYAIIIAIIIEYOOOooooooo
Suits me. They normally charge extra when I suggest that.
But when I arrived, I saw people wearing suits too.
And ask for a room for two knights.
She said the mask suits you
Patient: they wear suits of armor
Doctor: no, i mean at bed time
Patient: they probably take it off
They all hang on something useless.
From what I heard they're a bit tacky.
We didn't have those fancy hazmat suits you all wear today
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