The Best 3 Suitors Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Suitors jokes. There are some suitors cockfight jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these suitors contestant puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Suitors Jokes and Puns

A woman was forced to choose between two suitors to wed.

The first man was about 4 foot 5 tall and ran a very successful store that sold many fruits and vegetables.

The other man was disgusting. He was covered head to toe in boils and bedsores and smelled awful. He had not ever even seen a bath. He was pretty much the most foul human you could imagine.

Yet the woman wed the second man.

Because no matter how gross you pictured him to be...

The first man was just a little grocer.

What does a woman wash with if she wants to put off male suitors?

Deter-gent.

There once was a beautiful Chihuahua and she had 3 Chihuahua suitors. She told them she would date the one who could most creatively use the words Liver and Cheese in a sentence.

The first Chihuahua said he likes his liver with a little cheese.

The second Chihuahua said he likes his cheese with a little liver.

The third Chihuahua said, Liver alone! Cheese Mine!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the suitors courtship jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working suitors fiance piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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