Suite Jokes
30 suite jokes and hilarious suite puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about suite that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Suite Short Jokes
Short suite jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The suite humour may include short studio jokes also.
- In 50 years: "You know, kids, back in my day, we had to wear masks everywhere we went at one point." We didn't have those fancy hazmat suit you all wear today
- My daughter's skirt was getting a lot of attention as I walked her to the school gates, which made me very uncomfortable. To be honest, I thought it suited me.
- A young man robbed a bank wearing a suit made of many mirrors But he turned himself in after taking some time to reflect.
Luckily the judge was lenient as he saw a lot of himself in the young man. - Regretting the compliment... A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?" He says, "Really! Why? Are my eyes bulging?"
- A man walks into a tailor to buy a tuxedo. He confidently tells the tailor he doesn't need any assistance. The tailor says… ... "Fine. Suit yourself."
- Doctor: describe your average night Patient: they wear suits of armor
Doctor: no, i mean at bed time
Patient: they probably take it off - "What is your biggest weakness?" asked the interviewer. I said, "Spiders."
He said, "Professional ones?"
I said, "I don't know, I've never seen one in a suit before." - Superman once went to a party. Some people wore bitcoin suits, other dogecoin. Superman was upset, no one told him it was a crypto night.
- Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
- I was walking down the road and a man offered me a free sofa and chairs. I said no because my mother always told me not to accept suites from strangers.
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Suite One Liners
Which suite one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with suite? I can suggest the ones about villa and tour.
- Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice? The spanish Inquisition.
- What happens when Catwoman takes off her suit? The Dark Knight Rises!
- Vader has a pretty sweet suit. It must have cost at least an arm and a leg.
- To the guy in the wheelchair that stole my camo suit. You can hide but you cant run.
- I told my tailor I wouldn't be needing his services anymore He said "Fine, suit yourself"
- Apparently Iron Man also did a tuxedo range... But it wasn't his strong suit
- What did the tailor say to the fed up customer? Suit yourself.
- What did the Superhero wear to Court? His Class Action Suit
- What do you call dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit? FeDora
I'll see myself out. - What do you call a snakeskin suit? A Hissy Fit
- A girl complimented me AFTER I took off my mask She said the mask suits you
- Donald Trump's lawsuits are like his regular suits, They all hang on something useless.
- What do you call a woman in an Iron Man suit? Fe-Male
- What is space like without a space suit? Breathtaking
- What do you call an african american in a 3 piece suit? The defendant.
Uproarious Suite Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about suite you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean session jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make suite pranks.
A truck driver was speeding down a country road and ran over a rooster. Being an honest man, he walked to the farm house and knocked on the door. An old man answered the door. Sir, he said, I would like to replace your rooster .
Suite yourself he said. The chickens are out back
What did the regular hotel room say to the fancy hotel room
Oh suite!
This was made up by my 11 year old son, I thought it was fist bump worthy.
The First Night of the Honeymoon
The groom and bride had finally reached their honeymoon suite and both were eager to consummate the marriage as quickly as possible. The groom was a huge man, over 6'6" tall and 250 solid pounds of muscle. The bride a beautiful and diminutive woman.
The groom looked at his beautiful bride, took off his pants and threw them at her feet. "Put those on." He ordered.
She gave him a bewildered expression, but attempted to do as he asked. "They're too big, they won't stay on." She exclaimed.
"That's right, just remember who wears the pants in this family."
She gave him a narrow look and removed her pants and threw them at his feet. "Put those on." She ordered.
The groom could not even get his big toe into his wife's pants. "I.. I can't get into them." He stated struggling.
She declared back: "That's right and until your attitude changes that's the way it's going to be."
Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat...
He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, Here, try these on.''
She did and said, 'These are too big.
I can't wear them.'
I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in
this family and I always will.'
Ever since that night, we have
never had any problems.
'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
So....On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here, try these on..!
She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'
Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.
I don't want you to ever forget that.'
Then Karen took off her p**... and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here, you try on mine !
Mike did and said,
'I can't get into your p**....'
Karen said, 'Exactly.
And if you don't change your smart-a**... attitude, you never will.'
75 story hotel
Phil, Jim, and John were at a convention together sharing a large suite at the top of a . After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear the elevators were broken, and they now had to climb 75 flights of stairs.
Phil said to Jim and John,"let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something more interesting. Hmm, I'll tell jokes the first 25 floors, Jim, you can sing songs the next 25 floors and John you can say your collection of sad stories."
The others agreed and they started the climb for their hotel room. At the 26th floor Phil stopped with his jokes and Jim started his songs. At the 51st floor songs stopped and John's sad stories started.
"I guess I'll begin with my saddest story first. I forgot the room key in the car."
(EDIT) FIXED THE GRAMMAR d**...
Soviet joke my grandpa told me
Brezhnev is showing his mother how well he has done. He shows her his suite in the Kremlin, his country house with a fully stocked kitchen, his Black Sea villa, his limousine. She says: 'This is all really nice...but what will you do if the Bolsheviks come back?'
It was the first night of the newlyweds in their bridal suite and...
The young husband was staring out the window very intently into the starry night while his young bride was sitting patiently in bed waiting. Aren't you coming to bed darling? she said sexily. Not in your life! he replied. My mother said this would be the most wonderful night of my life and I'm not going to miss it for anything!
The cleaning lady was almost finished cleaning a suite when she noticed her Hoover wasn't working.
Thinking quick, she threw it out the window, making the room a vacuum cleaner.
Why couldn't godzilla eat the hotel?
Because it was too suite.
What do you say when you find a nice, affordable apartment?
Suite!
Where did the Southern gentleman have his drink sent to?
Suite T.
Guess he couldn't Handel it
I asked a musician to play Sarabande of keyboard suite in D minor (HWV 437), and he said that it was too long, and that he would get tired if he played for that long
Guess he couldn't Handel it!
I want to marry my horse
But I can't afford a bridle suite
Eric Clapton Announced as new spokesperson Apple's music production suite Logic.
That guy sure hates Windows.
World leaders Convene in Davis
So who gets to stay in the Presidential Suite ?
