The Best 15 Suitcases Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Suitcases jokes. There are some suitcases hears jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these suitcases wife puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Suitcases Jokes and Puns
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room.
Where the hell do you think you're going? he says.
I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free.
The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well.
Where do you think you going? the wife asks.
I'm coming with you…I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!
A married couple are having a fight.
Finally the wife screams at the husband to get out of the house. She throws his suitcases at him and he packs his things. On his way out, the woman says, "I hope you die the slowest, most miserable, most agonizing death imaginable." So he turns and says, " What, so now you want me to stay?"
I told my suitcases that there will be no holiday this year....
I am now dealing with emotional baggage.
Working holiday
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room.
"Where are you going?" he asks.
"I'm going to Las Vegas. I can earn $200 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do for you for free."
The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well.
"Where are you going?" the wife asks.
"I'm coming with you. I want to see how you can live on $200 a year."
I just told my suitcases we aren't going on vacation this year
Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage
I finally found the courage to tell my suitcases there will be no holiday abroad this year.
Now, I'm dealing emotional baggage.
I told my suitcases that we wouldn't be going anywhere this year due to the coronavirus.
Ive been having to put up with a lot of emotional baggage.
Two lawyers enter a restaurant.
They both pull up suitcases onto the table they're on, and take out a sandwich each from their suitcases. Seeing this, a waiter comes up to them and tells them they cannot eat their own food in the restaurant. With an irritated tsk and a shake of the head, the two lawyers exchange their sandwiches, much to the despair of the unfortunate waiter.
A vulture and his wife are going on vacation to the Bahamas.
With many large suitcases packed, they arrive at the airport and saunter up to the check-in counter. The agent weighs, tags, and sends each bag off, until she notices one giving off a foul smell.
"Sir, are you checking this bag?" The agent asks.
"No, sorry, that's our carrion"
Honey, I just won the lottery!
-- Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack some suitcases!
-- That's fantastic! Should I pack summer or winter clothing?
-- I don't care, but I want you gone by tomorrow!
When I get home from work, I like to pack myself into really small suitcases.
I can hardly contain myself.
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Cur-phew!
I told my suitcases that we're not going on holiday this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage.
I'm not crazy
Man: Doctor my family thinks I'm nuts because I like pancakes, Psychiatrist: I see nothing wrong with that, I like pancakes too, Man: Well then you should come over and see my collection, I have three suitcases full.
Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases?
Because they Pac-12 of everything
What's worse than ten babies in one suitcase?
One baby in ten suitcases.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the suitcases carryon jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working suitcases bag piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.