Suitable Jokes
45 suitable jokes and hilarious suitable puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about suitable that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for the perfect joke for your next party or gathering? Learn more about the different types of suitable jokes that are great for any occasion. Discover which jokes work best for a work setting and which are more fitting for a kids' party. Learn how to determine what jokes are suitable and which ones are unfitting for certain arrangements. Don't forget to check out our suggestions for the "perfect joke" from the Belfry!
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Funniest Suitable Short Jokes
Short suitable jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The suitable humour may include short suited jokes also.
- My girlfriend asked me what my favourite baby name is. Apparently "Not Yet" isn't a suitable suggestion.
- My husband started arguing about which Indian bread was the most suitable for the meal. I told him it was a naan-issue.
- I saw an advert for a Michael Jackson figurine, and at the end of the advert it said... ...not suitable for children, colours may vary.
- A koala is in a job interview The interviewer asks the koala "what makes you think you are suitable for this job role?".
"I have all of the necessary koalifications". - The wife said she was feeling light-headed from a low iron level To help her, I've raised the ironing board to a more suitable height.
- Why do hipsters always have to go back home to change into more suitable clothes Because they went outside before it was cool
- Daredevil would make a suitable addition to the Avengers. After all, he lost his vision too.
- Where does the White House keep the broken, old and dirty crockery that is not suitable for public display? Trump's Cabinet.
- Why is Hercules the most suitable midwife out of all the demigods? Because he's already been through 12 labours!
- I'm DJ'ing my daughter's 11th bday. As DJ D. A. D. , I need to collect your best dad jokes suitable for the mic! I'm sure she'll forgive me... eventually.... Hit me!
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Suitable One Liners
Which suitable one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with suitable? I can suggest the ones about suit fitting and fitted.
- Maybe we should give Ethiopia a more suitable name Perhaps Hungary represents them well.
- What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under? Michael Jackson
- Why aren't concerts suitable for children? Too much sax and violins.
- Groin cream... Not suitable for those with a nut allergy.
- Which artist would be most suitable to be Santa Claus? Mr Worldwide.
- Why didn't the tailor make a tuxedo out of plastic? It wasn't suit-able.
- Why did the tailor fail his job interview? He wasn't suitably dressed.
- Tom only chases the most suitable mouse. I guess that is j**... picking.
Entertaining Suitable Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about suitable you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean capable jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make suitable pranks.
My friend's father died last night so I asked him "
What was the cause of his father's death?"
He said, "A bus passed over his finger!"
I laughed and told him: "It is not a suitable cause."
My friend said: "When the bus crashed, his finger was on his nose!"
Men should be like coffee: strong, hot and not letting you sleep for the whole night.
However, most of them are like copy machines: suitable only for reproduction.
Apparently Muslims invented the c**....
As it turns out, Muslims in the middle east one day came up with the brilliant idea to use goat intestines as a suitable c**.... It wasn't, however, until in 1827 when the British perfected the idea by taking the intestines *out* of the goat first.
Wife's Campaign
My wife has wasted years campaigning for t**... companies to make sanitary products suitable for the 'larger' lady.
I'm trying to convince her that it's time to just throw in the towel.
Choosing a suitable name
A boy is born of multiple heritages. He is of Irish Indian Chinese and Italian descent.
His parents had a hard time choosing a name, but they eventually settled for something suitable.
They called him - Ravi O'Lee.
Did you hear they're making designer milkshakes now?
They're not suitable for the Lacoste intolerant.
Computer Hacking Investigator Job Interview
A guy went for an interview at a big IT company for the position of "Computer Hacking Investigator"
The boss asked him:
So, what makes you suitable for this job?
Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview.
In school, we had an assembly on bullying
The teacher spoke about a young gay boy, being bullied because of his sexuality. She spoke in length about his life, and the verbal a**... he suffers. She then asked a question, 'How do you think he takes it?' Apparently, 'Up the a**...!' wasn't a suitable answer.
"Do you think you are suitable for the role?" asked the job interviewer."
"Yes," I said. "I promise you that no person would be better
for the job."
"Well," he said. "I guess I won't hire anybody then."
In the interview with an IT company, the panel asked me something
Panel: How this job is very suitable for you?
Me: I was hacked your computer to invite myself.
People say im not suitable to be a politician. I disagree
Im obnoxious and dont listen to people just do my own thing for my own benefit match made in heaven
I got the "Bookworm" award in the school because I have the most visits to the library.
Of course they don't know the library's toilet is very suitable for m**....
My wife is planning a day of debauchery for a friend, otherwise known as a bachlorette party
. A pole dancing class is going to be part of the festivities and the warning on the website is "Classes are not suitable for pregnant women who have never poled before." My response to this being read aloud during the planning "Wait, then how did they get pregnant?"
If you are creating a weapon for blunt force trauma I would advise you to make it heavy and balanced while being suitable to your size and strength.
Not to put too fine a point on it.
The material I have bends in a strange way but it should be suitable for the client
Weird flex but okay
What's a joke suitable for a class of 10 year olds that both you, an adult, and they will actually laugh out loud at?
Sorry, no punch line here. Just a legitimate question.
A milk thief goes into a barn
He finds a suitable cattle, and tries to milk it. Eventually he resorts to s**... on the udder, and eventually gets a spurt of gelatinous, salty milk. The farmer enters to see the man spitting it out, before the man remarks about the disgusting milk.
Farmer hands him a bucket, and points to another heifer. He says
"That's the female cow right there."
A woman walks into a dry cleaners....
She says to the guy at the counter "Hopefully you have the expertise to apply a suitable chemical procedure to eliminate this unsightly blemish from my favourite frock."
He says, "Come again?"
She says, "No, it's mayonnaise this time."
A couple who work in the circus go to an adoption agency.
Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.
The couple produce photos of their 50 ft motorhome, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers then are doubtful about the education that the child would get.
"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills."
Then there are doubts about raising a child in a circus environment.
"Our nanny is an expert in paediatric welfare and diet."
The social workers are finally satisfied.
They ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"
"It doesn't really matter, as long as he fits in the cannon"
Speaking of foreskins.....
A baby boy was born back in 2015 with a rare condition called Ablepharon-macrostomia syndrome that left him without eyelids. This happened in my small resort town in upstate NY, it turned that there was a world-renowned plastic surgeon in town and he performed a surgery to correct the condition. Due to the lack of suitable donors for the skin the doctor used the boy's f**..., post circumcision. I saw him the other day and other than looking a little c**...-eyed he seemed okay.
