The Best 30 Suitable Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Suitable jokes. There are some suitable acceptable jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these suitable technician puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Suitable Jokes and Puns
What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?
Michael Jackson
Apparently Muslims invented the condom.
As it turns out, Muslims in the middle east one day came up with the brilliant idea to use goat intestines as a suitable condom. It wasn't, however, until in 1827 when the British perfected the idea by taking the intestines *out* of the goat first.
Groin cream...
Not suitable for those with a nut allergy.
Wife's Campaign
My wife has wasted years campaigning for tampon companies to make sanitary products suitable for the 'larger' lady.
I'm trying to convince her that it's time to just throw in the towel.
Choosing a suitable name
A boy is born of multiple heritages. He is of Irish Indian Chinese and Italian descent.
His parents had a hard time choosing a name, but they eventually settled for something suitable.
They called him - Ravi O'Lee.
I'm DJ'ing my daughter's 11th bday. As DJ D. A. D. , I need to collect your best dad jokes suitable for the mic!
I'm sure she'll forgive me... eventually.... Hit me!
I saw an advert for a Michael Jackson figurine, and at the end of the advert it said...
...not suitable for children, colours may vary.
Did you hear they're making designer milkshakes now?
They're not suitable for the Lacoste intolerant.
Computer Hacking Investigator Job Interview
A guy went for an interview at a big IT company for the position of "Computer Hacking Investigator"
The boss asked him:
So, what makes you suitable for this job?
Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview.
In school, we had an assembly on bullying
The teacher spoke about a young gay boy, being bullied because of his sexuality. She spoke in length about his life, and the verbal abuse he suffers. She then asked a question, 'How do you think he takes it?' Apparently, 'Up the arse!' wasn't a suitable answer.
Where does the White House keep the broken, old and dirty crockery that is not suitable for public display?
Trump's Cabinet.
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The wife said she was feeling light-headed from a low iron level
To help her, I've raised the ironing board to a more suitable height.
My girlfriend asked me what my favourite baby name is.
Apparently "Not Yet" isn't a suitable suggestion.
"Do you think you are suitable for the role?" asked the job interviewer."
"Yes," I said. "I promise you that no person would be better
for the job."
"Well," he said. "I guess I won't hire anybody then."
In the interview with an IT company, the panel asked me something
Panel: How this job is very suitable for you?
Me: I was hacked your computer to invite myself.
People say im not suitable to be a politician. I disagree
Im obnoxious and dont listen to people just do my own thing for my own benefit match made in heaven
Maybe we should give Ethiopia a more suitable name
Perhaps Hungary represents them well.
Why aren't concerts suitable for children?
Too much sax and violins.
I got the "Bookworm" award in the school because I have the most visits to the library.
Of course they don't know the library's toilet is very suitable for masturbating.
Why do hipsters always have to go back home to change into more suitable clothes
Because they went outside before it was cool
Why is Hercules the most suitable midwife out of all the demigods?
Because he's already been through 12 labours!
Tom only chases the most suitable mouse.
I guess that is Jerry picking.
My wife is planning a day of debauchery for a friend, otherwise known as a bachlorette party
. A pole dancing class is going to be part of the festivities and the warning on the website is "Classes are not suitable for pregnant women who have never poled before." My response to this being read aloud during the planning "Wait, then how did they get pregnant?"
If you are creating a weapon for blunt force trauma I would advise you to make it heavy and balanced while being suitable to your size and strength.
Not to put too fine a point on it.
The material I have bends in a strange way but it should be suitable for the client
Weird flex but okay
What's a joke suitable for a class of 10 year olds that both you, an adult, and they will actually laugh out loud at?
Sorry, no punch line here. Just a legitimate question.
Why didn't the tailor make a tuxedo out of plastic?
It wasn't suit-able.
Which artist would be most suitable to be Santa Claus?
Mr Worldwide.
A milk thief goes into a barn
He finds a suitable cattle, and tries to milk it. Eventually he resorts to sucking on the udder, and eventually gets a spurt of gelatinous, salty milk. The farmer enters to see the man spitting it out, before the man remarks about the disgusting milk.
Farmer hands him a bucket, and points to another heifer. He says
"That's the female cow right there."
A woman walks into a dry cleaners....
She says to the guy at the counter "Hopefully you have the expertise to apply a suitable chemical procedure to eliminate this unsightly blemish from my favourite frock."
He says, "Come again?"
She says, "No, it's mayonnaise this time."
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the suitable offer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working suitable donor piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.