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35 suing jokes and hilarious suing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about suing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Best Short Suing Jokes

Short suing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The suing humour may include short lawsuit jokes also.

  1. TIL "sugar" is the only word in the English language where "su-" makes a "sh" sound. At least, I'm pretty sure...
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  2. Fun fact: "sugar" is the only word in the English language where "su-" makes a "sh" sound. . . At least, I'm pretty sure that's correct.
  3. I failed my chemistry lab exam. I was in the middle of performing a chemical reaction but I got sued by the Fine Bros.
  4. The worst part about spring... Getting sued by the Fine Brothers for having an allergic reaction.
  5. Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung: They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6.
  6. Asiana Airlines will be filing a lawsuit against KTVU for its inappropriate and racist names that were falsely broadcasted mid day Friday 7/12... ....said Asiana's attorney Wi Su Yu
  7. TIL "Sugar" is the only "su"-word in the english language that makes the "sh"-sound! (I haven't actually fact-checked this one, but I'm pretty sure it's correct)
  8. So, bill gates and Steve Jobs walk into a bar... and I got sued for millions because I used both of their names in the same sentence.
  9. A man lost his luggage in an airport , so he sued the airport... Needless to say, he lost the case.
  10. Sugar is the only word in English language in which "Su" is pronounced as "Shu". I am pretty sure about it.

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Suing joke, Sugar is the only word in English language in which "Su" is pronounced as "Shu".


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about suing can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of suing puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Suing One Liners

Which suing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with suing? I can suggest the ones about suits and sue me.

  1. A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.
  2. I am suing American Airlines for losing my luggage Update: I lost the case
  3. If a parsley farmer is sued... can they garnish his wages?
  4. I sued the airport for losing my luggage I lost my case
  5. I sued the airlines after they lost my luggage. I lost the case.
  6. Why did the oil covered seagull get sued? There can only be one goo gull
  7. A man was suing an airline for losing his luggage Unfortunately he lost his case
  8. I sued Delta Airlines for misplacing my luggage But I lost my case.
  9. I can't believe I'm being sued for negligence I didn't even do anything!
  10. A man who sued an airline for misplacing his luggage Unfortunataly lost his case.
  11. I had an allergic reaction to peanuts Then I got sued by the Finebros
  12. How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya !!!
  13. Basketball sued Tennis for no reason Now they have to go to court
  14. Why was the doctor Sued for malpractice? He lost his patience.
  15. A man sued an airplane company for misplacing his luggage. He lost his case.

Suing joke, A man sued an airplane company for misplacing his luggage.

Hilarious Fun Suing Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about suing you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean sued jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make suing prank.

Policing the internet.

Complaining to the police about something you've read on the internet is like suing a premium rate s**... line for s**... harassment.

How does a lawyer say goodbye?

***I'll be suing ya!***

Did you hear about the dyslexic druggie lawyer who just finished rehab?

He's already started suing again.

I finally agreed to play doctor with my girlfriend...

now she's suing me for performing a hysterectomy.

I just heard that Budweiser is suing Stella Artois for casting Sarah Jessica Parker in their Super Bowl LIII ad.

Apparently they have a trademark on beer advertisements starring a horse.

A homeless man called me an idiot, so I told him I was suing for emotional distress.

He told me that I knew he was poor and that I wasn't making any cents.

Amazon is Suing FromSoftware.

Elden Ring will have to change its name to Elden Doorbell

What do you call a court case in which an immigrant is suing over s**... harassment?

*Alien v. Predator*

My administrative assistant is suing me. She walked into my office last week and said, it looks like you've lost weight!

All I said was, thanks for bringing it back .

I was recently fired from my job operating rides at the carnival

My lawyer has advised suing for funfair dismissal

Apple is suing Qualcomm for selling them overpriced chips.

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Why is Jonny Depp's second wife no longer suing him?

In the last couple months he developed Heard Immunity

I nudged a girl and now her family is suing me

Cruises aren't all the fun they used to be

Went to to the doctor the other day to check my reflexes

Now he's suing me for assault because I made him infertile

Mrs Rosenfeld is suing Mr Ramsay for calling her a pig

Mr Ramsay asks the judge: "is it i**... for me to call Mrs Rosenfeld a pig?"
The judge replies: "yes, of course it's i**...."
Mr Ramsay asks again: "ok, but am I allowed to call a pig 'Mrs Rosenfeld' your honor?"
The judge says: "well yeah, there is no law against that."
Mr then goes to Mrs Rosenfeld and says: "Hi Mrs Rosenfeld!".

How does father Christmas get away with suing everyone?

The Santa Clause

Suing joke, How does father Christmas get away with suing everyone?

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