The Best 22 Suing Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Suing jokes. There are some suing attorneys jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these suing plaintiff puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Suing Jokes and Puns
Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung:
They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6.
I am suing American Airlines for losing my luggage
Update: I lost the case
Policing the internet.
Complaining to the police about something you've read on the internet is like suing a premium rate sex line for sexual harassment.
A man was suing an airline for losing his luggage
Unfortunately he lost his case
Did you hear about the dyslexic druggie lawyer who just finished rehab?
He's already started suing again.
I finally agreed to play doctor with my girlfriend...
now she's suing me for performing a hysterectomy.
I just heard that Budweiser is suing Stella Artois for casting Sarah Jessica Parker in their Super Bowl LIII ad.
Apparently they have a trademark on beer advertisements starring a horse.
I was recently fired from my job operating rides at the carnival
My lawyer has advised suing for funfair dismissal
What do you call a court case in which an immigrant is suing over sexual harassment?
*Alien v. Predator*
Apple is suing Qualcomm for selling them overpriced chips.
Punchline ends.
Why is Jonny Depp's second wife no longer suing him?
In the last couple months he developed Heard Immunity
You can explore suing prosecution reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean suing legal dad jokes. There are also suing puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
I nudged a girl and now her family is suing me
Cruises aren't all the fun they used to be
Went to to the doctor the other day to check my reflexes
Now he's suing me for assault because I made him infertile
Mrs Rosenfeld is suing Mr Ramsay for calling her a pig
Mr Ramsay asks the judge: "is it illegal for me to call Mrs Rosenfeld a pig?"
The judge replies: "yes, of course it's illegal."
Mr Ramsay asks again: "ok, but am I allowed to call a pig 'Mrs Rosenfeld' your honor?"
The judge says: "well yeah, there is no law against that."
Mr then goes to Mrs Rosenfeld and says: "Hi Mrs Rosenfeld!".
How does father Christmas get away with suing everyone?
The Santa Clause
I ran into a movie star the other day...
Now he's suing for assault.
A lottery winner realizes years later that her life is ruined from having too much money
In a desperate attempt to get her old life back, she's suing the lottery company for millions in damages.
I tried suing Amtrak for misplacing my luggage.
I lost my case.
The Church of Scientology is suing an innocent time traveler.
All he said was that he'd see them last Tuesday.
My mate got sacked off working the dodgems.
He's suing them for funfair dismissal.
In unexpected twist attorney Michael Cohen is suing his Michael Cohen for breach of a confidentiality agreement.
I heard Tanya Harding is suing Colin Kaepernick.
She thinks he stole her idea to take a knee.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the suing accuse jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working suing plea piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.