The Best 11 Suicides Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Suicides jokes. There are some suicides ado jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these suicides robberies puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Suicides Jokes and Puns

Some consider Romeo and Juliet a tale of true romantic love...

But only if you consider 2 underage kids in a relationship that lasted 3 days causing 2 suicides and 3 murders romantic...

An Australian man living by the cliff has prevent over 150 suicides, during the 50 years he has lived there...

... by shooting them himself.

Who performs the most assisted suicides.

Youth in Asia.

Suicides joke, Who performs the most assisted suicides.

I heard somebody making fun of bridge suicides the other day and I was a bit offended

I don't think they understood the gravity of the situation

Disturbing Pattern of Suicides

When some scientists plotted the number of suicides per year, they discovered a curious pattern. Every four years, there would be a spike in the number.

This baffled them, until the old janitor said: "Perhaps it was not a good idea to call them leap years."


I like my exes suicides how I like my whiskey

On the rocks.

What do you call it when Drake suicides?

Jumpman, jumpman, jumpman, jumpman

Suicides joke, What do you call it when Drake suicides?

I can proudly say that I have stopped 19 suicides during my life.

I told them that i was a necropheliac.

During what year do most suicides occur?

Leap Year

What do you call a pop-up book about circus clown suicides written by Animaniacs?

Bye Clown!!

The thing about suicides

Q: What's worse than suicide?
A: the life before it.

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We suggest to use only working suicides suicide blonde piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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