The Best 11 Suicide Rates Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Suicide Rates jokes. There are some suicide rates jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these suicide rates puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Suicide Rates Jokes and Puns

According to statistics, the highest suicide rate is found near piers.

I think it's because of pier pressure.

Which state has the highest suicide rate ?

The Islamic State.

How can Finland be one of the happiest countries in the world with such a high suicide rate?

All the miserable people kill themselves

Why do Long Islander's have the lowest suicide rate in the US?

Jersey is the light at the end of the tunnel.

My friend told me that football is more dangerous than baseball because of the higher suicide rates.

I told him, you must not be an Orioles fan.

Handgun owners have a 2% increased rate of suicide.

If we could get that up to 10%, Democrats stand a chance in 2020.

Why did the feminist jump off the bridge?

She was trying to equalize suicide rates

What part of the population has the highest suicide rate in the world?

The youth in Asia.

Did you know that 4 out of 5 dentists agree that they have a high suicide rate?

I don't know what the 5th one said, she killed herself.

I was in Iran for awhile and got a little bit depressed about something for awhile

so I called the suicide hotline but the rates were expensive so I did it myself.

Which doctors suffer the highest rates of depression and suicide?


They are down in the mouth all day.

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