The Best 10 Suicide Blonde Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Suicide Blonde jokes. There are some suicide blonde homicide jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these suicide blonde kamikaze puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Suicide Blonde Jokes and Puns

How do you know a blonde has been trying to commit suicide?

There are bullet holes in the mirror.

A blonde tried to commit suicide

Police found six bullet holes in her mirror.

A blonde was rushed to the hospital

A blonde was rushed to the hospital with a bullet wound in her index finger.

Doctor: how did this happen?

Blonde: I tried to suicide.

Doctor: you shot your finger for suicide?

Blonde: No, I shot in my ear. But just before pulling the trigger, I realized that there would be a loud bang, so I closed my other ear with my finger.

Suicide Blonde joke, A blonde was rushed to the hospital

A Brazilian people killed.

One day a man is sitting next to a blond woman who is reading the newspaper.

She is visibly upset while reading a particular article. He can't help but look over and see what she's reading. He sees the headline
"Suicide bombers kill two Brazilian men on bus".

He understands why she is upset now, so he strikes up a conversation with her.

She confesses "I have seen these before, but this is getting crazy. I mean, two Brazilian men killed? How many is in a Brazilian again?"

She was what we called a 'suicide blonde'...

Dyed by her own hand.


A blonde and brunette are living together.

The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde had a rope around her waist. The brunette asked why she had a rope tied around her waist. The blonde answered that she was trying to commit suicide. The brunette said, "You're supposed to put the rope around your neck." The blonde replied, "I tried that but I couldn't breathe!"

How do you get a Blonde to commit suicide?

You put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Suicide Blonde joke, How do you get a Blonde to commit suicide?

Did you hear about the Blonde who tried to commit suicide in her garage by leaving her car on?

She owned a Tesla

A blonde got suicidal after hearing so many blonde jokes.

Her family found a note where she threatened to "self-dye."

Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by?

The first one said, "

I wonder whether she's a natural blonde or a bleached blonde."

Her friend said, "She's a suicide blonde."

The other said, "Suicide blonde? What's that?"

The friend said, "Dyed by her own hand!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the suicide blonde blondes jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working suicide blonde murder piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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