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It's 2:00 PM at the suicide bomber's academy. The instructor walks into the classroom to address the students:
"Kids, I know you're just back from lunch, and I know you're feeling a bit tired. But please pay very close attention, cause I'm only going to show you this once..."
Hang at home.
**Nike**
*"Just Do It"*
Welcome to Suicide Bombing Class 101. Listen carefully because i'm only going to say this once.
He said, "Watch this demonstration carefully. I'm only going to do this once."
A group of 40 other suicide bombers.
ADMIRAL ACKBAR!
Hey, wanna hang?
They're a dying breed.
Did you hear the government moved the suicide-hotline call center to the middle east to save money?
I called to talk to someone and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I knew how to drive a truck.
Wow this blew up fast.
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They never have positive reviews.
He's all over the front pages.
But all he sees are other men just like himself.
Confused, he asks one of them where his virgins are.
The man replies, "Brother, we are all virgins."
"Dude, I don't think it worked."
You leave him hanging....
And wait for the 72 virgins in heaven... When you could become a catholic preist and have them now!
Source: Jimmy Carr
All over the place
Now pay attention class, I'm only going to do this once.
I think they used all of their potential.
Pay attention! I'm only going to show this once.
-Hey doc, so here's the thing, I felt really bad so I tried to kill myself with painkillers.
-Seriously? And what happened?
-After the first two, I felt much better.
...a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
I didn't make the cut
I'm only going to show you this once.
I swiftly chop off his hand, disarming him.
Dying alone!
What were the suicide bombing instructor's last words?
"Now I'm only going to show you this once!"
Everywhere!
What makes them *tick*?
If you do me right I'll explode on your chest.
Pocket dials
Everywhere.
destruction of government property.
Because he didn't want to die alone.
Everywhere
"Right lads, I'm only going to show you this once!"
But what if the question is, "what is the leading cause of death for men in the military?"
I rang a suicide helpline last night, buy a thicker rope wasn't what I was expecting to hear.
= Less suicide bombers
Pay attention because I am only going to do this once
To get to the other side.
"Alright everyone, watch me closely because I'm only going to do this once"
I crack myself up
Alright men, I'm only going to show you this once
Goodbye world
Dying alone
Everywhere.
"Right lads, I'm only going to show you this once!"
"All right lads pay attention cos I'm only gonna show you this once"
Ok!! Everybody! Pay very close attention now! I can only demonstrate this once!!!
The homicidal person says "we share a common interest"
Dying alone
Are they just given a quick crash course?
You gotta outlive your enemies...
They left him hanging.
Destruction of government property
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