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female: because it refuses to let me finish a sentence before making suggestions
I can't even finish a sentence without it coming up with other suggestions.
Because it won't let you finish a sentence without coming up with other suggestions.
She's in my basement, any suggestions?
So I drove him down to the courthouse. He came out 5 minutes later and said we could go. I said "How did you do that?" He said it was easy, just pretend to be super racist and they let you go. So I tried it myself a couple weeks later.
Apparently it doesn't work if you're the defendant.
Female, because it can't let you finish a sentence without providing several suggestions.
He was the original trip advisor.
His friend refuses saying he won't assist in a suet side!
(My first OC post, thought up while cooking dinner. Improvement suggestions welcome)
I said, That sounds ....like a big step.
What do you do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning??
So he asks his angels for suggestions. Venus? asks one, god says no too hot. Another says Mars; no too cold. What about earth? Earth! No way, god says. 2000 years ago I hooked up with some girl there and they're still talking about it!
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...and she asked me for suggestions about what she should name him. I suggested her the name "Cloud".
Now everytime that dog does something ridiculous I hear a high pitched yell : "Cloud Nein!!"
In my defence, the last place I found was in a great location in the centre of town and it did say "TO LET".
How was I supposed to know the "I" had fallen off?
It has six commandments and four suggestions
Because those joints are always getting rolled.
*I struggled a lot with the wording, I'd be happy to take suggestions on how to make it hit better*
i also need a girlfriend to give her the present and 200$
If I do, what should my name be? HungLikeJesus? JesusInTheStreets_SatanInTheSheets? HeCameAgain? Do you have any suggestions for blasphemous names?
Note: this is a joke, I'm not hating god, I'm hating the closed minded website.
I didn't really appreciate it when she stabbed my ear with a pencil.
I know there's a joke in there somewhere.
Any suggestions?
I just can't make it out.
I'm open to suggestions.
So far I've got:
The Chinese Connection
Necessary Roughness
I just started optometry school and I'm in desperate need of optometry jokes. Any suggestions?
Did you hear about the synagogue that had all the Stars of David and Hebrew graffiti'd over?
The police are calling it an anti-Semiotic hate crime.
His ideas are never half-baked.
I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions?
It's this new thing the tutor wants to do, now I'm not sure what kind of joke I should give to an IT class. Hmm.. suggestions?
P.S. Sorry if this isn't allowed, if so just do what you need to do.
Thanks! :)
Sound advice.
After filling in all of his holes, the teacher then looked at Johnny's story and gave him suggestions to improve the plot.
A gluten glutton?
Other suggestions welcome....
"Thank you!"
"Welcome!"
And that's the last time I'm taking Bollywood movie suggestions from my friends.
I suggested "breakfast, lunch, dinner, brunch and supper..."
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