Sugar Daddy Jokes

Funniest Sugar Daddy Short Jokes

Short sugar daddy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sugar daddy humour may include short fat daddy jokes also.

1. A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.
2. Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.
3. Make a wish !! 1st blonde: "What are those things you blow to make a wish ?"
   2nd blonde: "Sugar Daddies."
4. I could never be a sugar daddy I'm cheap and unhealthy. So I'd prefer to be called a high fructose corn syrup father.
5. I brought cake and candy to my son's birthday celebration. And that, officer, is why I told the hostess at Chuck E. Cheese's that I was the sugar daddy looking for my party boy.
6. My middle aged friend is completely broke, and is going out with a girl less than half his age. She thinks of him as her sugar-free daddy.
7. A Bad Joke for History 10/10 - "It was awful until I learned the name of the book." -Sugar Daddy, "A fake legend." -Sugar Mama
8. **SPLENDA DADDY** - Noun : A man who would like to be a sugar daddy.... But doesn't quite have the means to pull it off.
9. Yo mama so n**... The q-tip her gynecologist used for her papsmear ended up looking like a Sugar Daddy
10. A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey s**... you lost 185 lbs and now you have money."
    "You wanna be my sugar daddy?"
    "Nope I'm diabetic!"

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Sugar Daddy One Liners

Which sugar daddy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sugar daddy? I can suggest the ones about daddy and sugar.

1. What is the gender-neutral term for "sugar daddy?" Glucose guardian.
2. Her: What are those things you blow to make a wish? Me: Sugar daddies?
3. What do you call a sugar daddy with no money? A splenda daddy.
4. How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.
5. My daughter asked me what a sugar daddy was. I gave her £2000 to never ask me that again.
6. What do you call a sugar daddy with HIVs?
7. My boyfriend got diagnosed with diabetes. Now he wants me to call him my sugar daddy.
8. What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan
9. If ice cream were to come from a sugar cow, where would money come from? A sugar daddy.
10. What do you call a sugar daddy from Russia? A Sugar Vladdy
11. What do you call your sugar daddy's brother? A Carb-uncle.
12. What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast? Sugar Puff Daddy
13. What do you call a sugar daddy with h**...? Financial AIDS

Cheerful Fun Sugar Daddy Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about sugar daddy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean baby daddy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sugar daddy pranks.